Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...

...then we'll be C6.

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👤︎ u/Sunstoned1
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Did you hear about the cervical vertebrae that threw up on a ship?

He was C6.

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📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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Why should you never take six carbon atoms on a boat?

You will get C6

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👤︎ u/Feelwizard
📅︎ Nov 11 2015
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Apparently, my classmates are a conglomerate of dads

"what does a little bird inside a Computer do?"

"microchip"

"that is a hat, keep that in your head"

"what do they tell you when you live a seed bank?"

"thank you for coming"

"I never wanted to be a trucker, it never in-tir-ested me"

"Do you know why watches leave a mark on you wrist?"

"becouse the time is tight"

"life is like Battleship, today you ate, tomorrow C6"

Really, each joke is from a different classmate.

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👤︎ u/Makator
📅︎ Mar 19 2015
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