Not a Dad, but my Dad made this joke. "What do you call Jack the Ripper with a butter knife?"

A dull evening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-Ray15
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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This Halloween, I decided to go as a gigantic butter knife.

I was a super spreader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why did the butter knife put on a bow tie?

Because he wanted to look sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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My mom asked the server for a sharper knife

Holding up the butter knife and saying β€œThis just won’t cut it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuuanAnfor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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butter pun than yours

I saw a girl trying to spread butter on a bagel with a plastic spatula earlier today in my dining hall. She was struggling a little bit, so I leaned over and told her that if she just used a metal knife, she'd be able to spread that butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingernail
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2011
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