Not sure if this qualifies as dad joke, but anyways here I go: I had to strongly disagree with a friend who accused me of being a severe fence-sitter
Then again, I get where he’s coming from.
Music posts to this reddit might get me band, but here's a comment i found anyways.
I've just finished a really good book entitled 'Acted' - I don't really understand the relevance of the title, but the book is about censorship. Anyway, I think everyone should
Not sure if this is a repost but here you go anyway!
Not quite sure if it belongs here but anyways
Dylan's girlfriend broke up with him and told her she needed some time apart but Dylan went looking for her place anyway.
I guess he didn't know what apartment.
Probably already been posted but thought it was funny anyway
Don’t know if it’s posted before but here it is anyway
May be considered maybe not but imma post it anyways
I heard on the news there was a guy in town stealing the wheels of police cars. The cops are working tirelessly to catch him
The aviary I visited had many birds but none of what I really wanted to see. I had a good time anyway.
I told my wife not to drop the lettuce, but she did anyway.
Not sure if this is close enough to a pun, but found it funny anyway.
Not sure how many here will get it, but posting anyway.
This is probably against the rules but I'm posting it anyway
While checking in at the hotel: desk person asks if we have reservations, Dad says “we did, but we came anyway”
I kept telling my interviewers that I’m not a plumber, but they offered me the job anyway.
It took a long time to let that sink in.
Not mine, but from Colin Mochrie in Whose Line Is It Anyway
“Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.”
The thieves thought they were so smart cutting the video feeds, but they were caught anyway
Everything was being recorded
I smelled pretty badly after working at the sewage plant then working out, but went in for a hug from my wife anyway...
She gave me the stink eye as she recoiled away.
A bit late but here goes anyway: what do you call the elf who checks Santa's grammar?
This morning I burnt my toast but I was in a rush so I ate it anyway. It upset my stomach...
I must be black-toast intolerant.
Hey i thought this joke was a little overrated but I'll share it anyway
Not a dad, but I think I am prepared... Well everyone in line thought so anyway.
This starts and ends at the local coffee shop I go to on the way to work. My cashier takes my order; sausage, egg & cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup and hot sauce, on toasted rye. She taps away for a moment on the iPad POS then looks up and says "and a name for the sandwich?" to which I quickly raise my chest and proclaim "Breakfast!". To this all 6 people in the shop, including the cashier started chuckling.
[drop mic]
At the garage sale today, there was this RC circuit kit being sold cheap because it was missing its resistors. I don't like electronics but I got it anyways.
The offer was irresistible.
My girlfriend found out today she was using the less common spelling for describing an outgoing person, but insisted she would keep using it anyways.
I told her it was nothing but an extra version.
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