My friend and I have started a business where we weigh tiny objects.

Itโ€™s a small scale operation.

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My friends and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects. reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comโ€ฆ
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Internet Puns

A great bundle of Internet puns; enjoy!

You despise Microsoft FrontPage as a web editing tool and as extensions to your webserver.


You can answer the question โ€˜is the internet brokenโ€™ without laughing.


You can spot the theme behind the following list: RedHat, SuSE, Debian, Caldera, Slackware.


You can feel the load a server is under without actually checking statistics. It โ€˜just isnโ€™t running rightโ€™ actually makes sense.


You maintain more than four websites and do not have time for a personal web page.


You know all of the following people by reputation and can explain what theyโ€™ve done that is relevant to your world: Steve Case, Linus Torvalds, Eric Allman, Sanford Wallace.


You know what TCP/IP stands for, not to mention DNS, HTTP, SNMP, BGP, OSPF, and DUN. You like acronyms.


I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it โ€œBangโ€. I mean, think about it.. โ€œI BANGED Emma Watson last night.โ€


The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBIโ€ฆ


On the Internet you can be anything you want. Itโ€™s so strange that many people choose to be stupid.


Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smileโ€ฆ


Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter. When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google canโ€™t find him.


A press release: โ€œYesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence.โ€


Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting โ€œLive life fullโ€. Thatโ€™s just 3 random words. Iโ€™m going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.


Facebook: โ€œMy kids are perfect.โ€ Instagram: โ€œMy kids are beautiful.โ€ Twitter: โ€œMy kids are why I drink.โ€


The facts on this website are Chuck Norrisโ€™ smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.


Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, youโ€™ll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!


What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? An URLologist.

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My friend and I started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.

Itโ€™s ..a small scale operation.

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I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.

Itโ€™s a small scale operation.

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My friend and I just started a business where we weigh tiny objects.

Itโ€™s a small scale operation.

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My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.

Itโ€™s a small scale operation.

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I've just started a business where I weigh tiny objects.

It's a small scale operation

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I just started my own business where we weigh tiny objects.

Itโ€™s a small scale operation.

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My friend and I started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.

Itโ€™s a small scale operation.

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My friend and I started a business where we weigh tiny objects.

Itโ€™s a small scale operation.

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My friends and I started a business where we weigh really tiny objects.

Itโ€™s a small scale operation.

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I just started a business for measuring microscopic objects.

It is a small scale operation.

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