Bryan Adams discography Puns

A list of puns related to "Bryan Adams discography"

My pizza cutter broke so I used a Bryan Adam’s CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/ProjectOcoee
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an apple with very limited memory, just one byte and everything crashed.

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👤︎ u/KlutzyTrip6389
📅︎ Jul 02 2021
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Where did Luke Bryan take his infant when he was sick?

Baby, ICU.

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👤︎ u/timmyb55
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Not even remotely.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jul 05 2021
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What’s a doctor who studies adam’s apples called?

A guy-neck-ologist

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👤︎ u/pathrado
📅︎ May 26 2021
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How did God make sure Adam had a deep masculine laugh?

He gave him 2 test tickles

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👤︎ u/partiallyinterested
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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ADAM IT IS I, YOUR LORD GOD!

"No way!"

"YAHWEH!"

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👤︎ u/BoobsRmadeforboobing
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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What's a doctor who specialises in Adams apples called?

A guyneckologist!

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👤︎ u/2canVANdam
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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Saw an Adam & The Ants tribute act

I said “you’re not Adam Ant!”, he said “yeah i am.” we argued all night, but he really was adamant.

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👤︎ u/vwraider
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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I keep trying to look at my child Adam,

But I keep getting the son in my eyes.

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👤︎ u/PeskiePete
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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What did Adam say the night before Christmas?

It's Christmas eve

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👤︎ u/longnamewithnospaces
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get “Gnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...

Absolutely nothing.

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👤︎ u/TheRealTripleH
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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Adam and Eve were the first people to..

Not read Apple terms of agreement.

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👤︎ u/Damander
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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A guy keeps calling me up and singing "prince charming" and "stand and deliver" down the phone to me. I keep telling him to stop calling...

But he's adamant.

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👤︎ u/mattqwerty85
📅︎ Jul 02 2021
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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.

Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.

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👤︎ u/csteelatgburg
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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If science has taught me anything, it’s to never trust an Adam

They make up everything

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👤︎ u/legendary-jake
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why can’t you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

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👤︎ u/BethJ2018
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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Why couldn’t Adam and Eve gamble in the garden of Eden?

Because God took away their paradise.

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👤︎ u/kerfandrosSr
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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What does Adam Lambert say when you tell him you did your math homework in the snow?

"Don't give a damn about your cold calculation."

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👤︎ u/PainHarbingerIsHere
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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Pun request for the name Bryan

What it says in the title. I'm trying to think of puns for the name Bryan, can't come up with anything good and would appreciate some help from your brilliant minds. Thank you.

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👤︎ u/underwaterpuggo
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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If boys have Adam's apple, what do girls have?

Eve's drop

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👤︎ u/AVKD14
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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My employer now gives two weeks off to recover from the vaccine.

They call it Modernaty leave.

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👤︎ u/Zaxxonn26
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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Several religious groups are banding together to outlaw adult toys.

Their reasoning is the Bible says, "It's Adam and Eve, not Florence + the Machine."

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👤︎ u/Qualekk
📅︎ May 15 2021
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“What day is today, Adam?”

“For the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”

Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Ps Merry Christmas, happy holidays etc etc to all my fellow dads and dad joke lovers 👍

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👤︎ u/randomgeekydad
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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What did Adam said to Eve when she was feeling sleepy?

Everest

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👤︎ u/engineerwho_
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/DiosMioMan2
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD

It cuts like a knife

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👤︎ u/ball-_-fondler
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.

It cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/CobaltD70
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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I couldn't find my pizza cutter last night, so I used an old Bryan Adams album.

Because it cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/ShawntheShiba
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead

In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife

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👤︎ u/mcdolsa
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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My pizza cutter broke the other day so I used an old Bryan Adams CD

Cuts like a knife!

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👤︎ u/338geek
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Edits: Thanks for all the awards!

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👤︎ u/deant_b01
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It is Christmas Eve

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👤︎ u/tvz32
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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What did Adam say to Eve the day before Christmas?

Merry Christmas Eve

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👤︎ u/cusecuse23
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What did Adam say the night before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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👤︎ u/cthulhouette
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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I lost my pizza cutter last night...

so I used my Bryan Adams CD, it cuts like a knife

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👤︎ u/Evening_Flatworm5850
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

“It’s Christmas, Eve!”

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👤︎ u/90eight
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.

And then everything crashed.

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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What did Adam say to Eve the night before Christmas?

It’s Christmas Eve. (I’ll let myself out...)

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👤︎ u/ChewbaccaNZ
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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