When you are at rock bottom in life...
How is the British child of an Australian bear and a Antarctic sea animal like a Tupperware?
They're both koala-tea-seals!
Made this today (My British friends approved)
rock and roll puns are so lit.
If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt
You officially hit rock bottom
Why did the British armadillo cross the road?
Did you know that PT Barnum once disguised himself as a British knight?
He called himself Sir Khass
Did you hear about the British plastic surgeon who specializes in lip enhancement?
My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can even look at himself in the mirror.
Did you hear about the lawsuit against the rock band U2?
The plaintiffs lost the case because their lawyer was pro Bono
Geology rocks
but geography is where it’s at
An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.
But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
Why is it pronounced "Bri'ish" if you're from Britain?
Because they drank the 't'
What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?
What do you call it when you slap a rock without consent?
Going to a rock concert is a near-deaf experience
I’m voting for the Rock for president..
Did you know that Jedi master Yoda was actually a Austro-Bavarian folk singer?
It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."
Why do British people say they’re “bri’ish”?
Who do British people pronounce the word as Bri ish?
Because they drank all the tea
I think my friend might be married to a rocking chair
He always claims that his wife rocks
I am opening a rock'n'roll-themed Opticians.
I'm going to call it Johnny C Goode.
None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
You know people use a bag of rocks as a metaphor for being stupid....
But it took one stone to figure out the theory of relativity.
Did you hear what Mr.T said about the thirsty British impersonators?
I pity the fool who missed their tea!!!
I saw a rock that was 5280 feet long
It was quite the milestone
Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?
As I drive, I often see signs that say: "Falling Rocks"
Yeah, that's a LIE. Sometimes I even have a hard time getting up afterwards.
Terrorist walks into a bar and orders a vodka on the rocks
Bartender picks up a piece of ice, and asks "you like ice?"
Terrorist says "Yes, but more than one would be nice"
Bartender grabs another piece of ice and asks "so, you like ices?"
I use a lot of the jokes from here, but I always tell folks where I got them.
Just giving cReddit where it's due.
What size bra does a British gentleman buy?
Where do British kings keep their armies?
What do you call a space rock that tells jokes?
Where do British police officers live?
I just bought my son a rock and roll dog...
No one will listen to White Snake with me
SO here I go again on my own
Why did Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s family get tested for COVID-19
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking.
The folks who live in my town aren’t allowed to be buried in the old cemetery on the edge of town.
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
What's the difference between a rock thrown at you and a crazy girlfriend?
It doesn't hurt when the rock misses you.
Why don't British people pronounce the T in British?
Because they already drank all the T!
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