G – A – B – C – D – E – G – F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’?
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C. Everyone said he was crazy
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
Why don’t snakes like vitamin C?
Because it’s an anti-HISStamine!
My GF dressed up as a police woman and told me I was under arrest under the suspicion that I was good in bed c
After 3 mins all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
You can be -273,15 °C (-457,87 °F) but still be 0K.
A hard learned lesson to all the dads out there, with wives who’ve had C-Sections.
Don’t ever refer to her as your little zip-lock bag.
Hundreds of thousands of pigeons and doves have gathered in Washington D.C.
Authorities are concerned they are staging a coo.
Arsenal F.C was on fire the other night
Some blame it on Cole, but I believe it was Arsene.
Did you hear about the chemist at -273.15 degree C?
It FINALLY happened.
Almost 40 and growing my beard out for the first time. Wife finally says "You know I'm starting to like it." And I could finally say "Yeah. It's growing on me."
So, if you put Arlington County in Virginia together with Washington, D.C.,
Could that area be called AC/DC?
Why did F’s parents ground him?
Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?
No reason to see one if it's ok.
I hate going to M.C.Hammers house...
He won't let me touch anything.
I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.
I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"
Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.
My friend and I were having a conversation on a hot summer day but when the A/C broke…
our conversation turned into a heated conversation
I've had M.C. Hammer music in my head so much today that's it's giving me a headache. I took 2 Tylenol, but....
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
Knock knock. Who's there? F. F who?
How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
It is I-C-Y outside
I-C-Y people want to stay indoors, next to the fire
"Son, I heard you got punished for using the 'F ' word in class. That wasn't fun was it ?"
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
Me and my french friend were playing roblox when i ended up dying. Later, he sent me a picture of an egg
I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.
-Dad, what are you doing?
-Listening to AC/DC.
What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
I have started freezing different objects at -273.15°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C. Everyone said he was crazy, but he was 0K.
A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C
everyone said he was crazy but he was 0K.
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?
Because you can't see in the dark
"Son !!! I heard you got punished for using the 'F' word in class. That wasn't fun, was it ?"
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