I’ve been watching professional wrestling for about 25 years now and I think I know a little thing about showmanship. I understand that, while what happens in the ring is real, sometimes a wrestler uses pageantry and mind games in an attempt to get one over an opponent. What I don’t like and what has always left me feeling a bit uncomfortable is Vince McMahon’s obsession with dealing with the dark arts, the blackest voodoo, with demons and devils.
In the past, we’ve been lucky that wrestlers like Papa Shango and Kane were vanquished -- and in the latter case humanised -- by the power of the wrestlers facing them and the positivity and love of the fans. However, what is unacceptable is Vince McMahon’s obvious collusion with said demonic and voodoo (or “hoodoo”) practitioners. Take, for instance, Bray Wyatt and The Undertaker. Bray Wyatt and The Undertaker obviously have some level of supernatural power - it is demonstrably true. During their last feud, The Undertaker managed to shoot lightning from the roof of the arena’s ceiling and strike Bray Wyatt’s rocking chair, the same chair we recently saw rocking back and forth on its own volition. Now, I can’t blame McMahon for these actions (although whether they should be sanctioned to wrestle is another question - indeed, who allows or makes these decisions?), but I can blame whoever is clearly working in the production team with these men.
The Undertaker may have powers, eerie ones in fact, but does that include the power to edit videos or make messages appear on the Titantron? Bray Wyatt constantly has someone on the inside edit in obscene visual segues between his speeches and the in-ring action. Who is starting up the sick, twisted videos that have repeatedly interrupted Roman Reigns’ matches these past few weeks? Who turned off the lights at Money in the Bank? There can only be one man - Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Either that, or someone with access to the editing and production facilities in WWE.
No one is saying anything about this. Obviously, it’s a terrifying area to dip one’s toes in, and I feel like I might not have the stones to do so, but someone has to say something. It is patently clear Bray Wyatt is working with someone behind the scenes, so please, tweet @WWE, send emails, contact your local church or exorcist, pray for Roman Reigns, his daughter, and indeed, the very future of the WWE.
Thanks for reading and God bless you all.
Damn Fed
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Buenosdillas
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
