Borgward Isabella Puns

Hong Kong

Nissan Skyline R32 GT-R

https://www.google.com/maps/@22.3163403,114.1693113,3a,19.9y,185.08h,80.47t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sjUoZsCzpbzTwAQs5g20IxQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Nissan Skyline R33 GT-R

https://www.google.com/maps/@22.4278876,113.9917743,3a,23.4y,80.05h,68.93t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sr2qqYRInn2CBHkdS4fdjEg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

A80 Supra & FD RX-7

https://www.google.com/maps/@22.3778984,114.0080099,3a,16.3y,14.13h,85.95t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sT4r6f9aWwFXjv2z3O-GJPA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Lamborghini Gallardo

https://www.google.com/maps/@22.4384307,114.0729251,3a,15y,179.1h,86.06t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sQh7QWzxnqsJNS5tpNmggAQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Ferrari 360 Modena

https://www.google.com/maps/@22.3846266,114.2676842,3a,40.9y,280.34h,78.59t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgsIOVM43ew-dRF4I3ku4Nw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Mitsubishi Evo 5 or 6?

https://www.google.com/maps/@22.4272648,114.0702239,3a,49.2y,342.36h,56.22t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s6U-gqHt8HIdLfh2CjnTlBw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Mitsubishi Evo 7

https://www.google.com/maps/@22.4159638,114.0664194,3a,41.8y,162.25h,74.26t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sEHECzQ0nQuQsVgy6UF7qZw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Mitsubishi Pajero Evo

https://www.google.com/maps/@22.4237804,114.0418449,3a,15y,65.03h,85.81t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sW36M4-9QCJzVMGsOQpPS0Q!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Mitsubishi Evo 5

[https://www.google.com/maps/@22.3293513,114.1661443,3a,21.8

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken