I asked the librarian if she knew the author of a dinosaur book.

She said try Sarah Topps.

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The author of Webster's dictionary committed suicide with the book he wrote.

At least he died on his own terms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.

He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.

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What genre of book can the author not kill off the main character?

Autobiography

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kool_Kunk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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The author of my favourite DIY book?

Bill Jerroan

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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I walked up to the librarian to see if he knew of any good authors that wrote books on dinosaurs.

He said to try Sarah Topps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gameronomist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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The author of my biology book must be a dad

http://imgur.com/ZNeesEp

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The author of my history book is a dad for sure

One of the several excellent puns I have come across: "And then Mary made her only serious- her fatal- error: she died"

Needless to say, my concentration was shot for a few more paragraphs

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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My dad just got me good

Dad: you ever hear of the book The Yellow River?

Me: no

Dad: Do you know the author?

Me: how would I know the author if I haven't even heard of the book.

Dad: well it was written by I.P. Daily

Me: never heard of him

Dad: I.P. Daily?

Me: no- oh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaptanKrops
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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Wife dropped this one in my lap today.

We're in the middle of moving and i just got my bookshelves all set up. Unfortunately, there isn't enough space in one single room for them all (I've got too many, like addiction level). My wife brings up that the author 'B' section probably has the most books. I'm pretty sure it's 'S' names. Then she unleashes, "That makes sense, because it's just a bunch of b.s." Golf clap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Totep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2015
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