Bone hemostasis Puns

/u/Aesonique said over in the wuxia titles thread:

"I feel like there's a limited enough data set that someone could easily make a LitRPG title generator."

https://www.reddit.com/r/litrpg/comments/pysgyi/petty_accurate_for_wuxia_novels_etc/hewkqnf/

And I felt like it had to be done. Fortunately /u/VincentArcher had a handy link to some easy training data.

I parsed, cleaned, and dropped the entirety of the release list from that thread into a training set and put together a quick ML model to generate titles of LitRPGs.

This made for a fun afternoon, thanks for the distraction /u/Aesonique.

Here's are 200 titles of books that probably don't exist, generated by a Computer:

• The Way of It The Prodigy (Pandemonium)
• War of the Od (Immersion Online)
• The Dark Boxer (Fireborne Wars)
• Exiled Mage Country
• The Arhotrian Temple
• Final Eye (Dominion)
• Silver Knight (Guild Graves)
• Modern Blade
• Heist Hades (Space Chronicles)
• Sandqueen Universe
• Tower Bunny
• Devil Web Nothing
• Dross - New Archives
• The Pirate of the Dead (Heavenly Cards of Fate)
• Activation Legends Apocalypse
• Dragon Heir
• The Guardian Game
• The Hollow Multiverse
• Tower Legends Hero
• The Last Trains Punic The Power
• Between (Realm Towers)
• Standalone Engineered Temple
• Winters Underverse to Chronicles
• The Fourth Going
• Endless of Space, Seven on Defying
• Sidekick Magic Realms
• Wonderland Arcana Realm
• Savvy Dungeon Plane
• Seeing Dominance Sun
• Ciphers Alpha Sigma
• Caesar's Voidnet Archives
• Deaths to Legends
• Source or Derelict
• Shadeslinger (Dwarf Online)
• Killing Guy (My Graves Online)
• The Old Blade (Overdrive Chronicles)
• Fate the Thorns (The Bad Guys)
• Unexpected Station Healer (Large Wives)
• Towers of Stars (Dragon Journey)
• DLC Beast Dungeon
• Player We (The Founder Mage)
• Dragon Online
• Dragons of Sun (Beastmen Cycles)
• I, Dragons Warlords (Chronicles Hire A)
• Retribution Grimdork (Liberator Online)
• Caesar's Bourne Gate
• Titan Kales
• Demon Descend System
• The Mischievous Physicist
• Death's Arthorian Sleepless
• Shalia Dream Infinite
• To the Core
• Dungeoneer Sun Up
• High Highlands Heroic
• Power of Strata (Vindication Rifthunters)
• Isekai Great City, Hire is a Long and World
• The Loopholes in Disgardium One Releases
• Assault Gamifieid
• Anima Hero
• Arrow of Destiny, Seven Deadly Mongro
• Terra Odds (Nanowielder)
• Towers of Acalia (The Alchemist)
• Monster Awaken Deathlord Chronicles, Termination Labyrinth World - Bone Bone-

I found that the more info about a fistulotomy and what to expect in surgery I could find made me much more comfortable with the whole thing. Far more comfortable than trying to live with this thing. So I wanted to provide others with this info much as Gloomy_Complex5723 has done with his 6 days post op post. Skip to the bottom for surgery and post-op info.

A bit of background: A healthy 38 year old male who has had no health issues. About 3ish years ago there was a mountain bike demo day at the local trail system where you can try all sorts of different and new bikes so you go and spend the afternoon trying 3 or 4 different bikes on the trails you know well. Anyways things were going well until the last bike that had a seat that just fit horribly and I knew it didn't feel right but since I was doing short 30-45 minute rides I figured stand for most of it. Well, that didn't work out and I knew something went wrong. The very next day I had a pea sized lump near the old barn door which I thought was curious but didn't hurt and one of my female friends said she gets those from time to time and they go away.

I waited and waited and waited for it to either go away or change. Weeks and probably months went by with this stupid little pea on my butt that didn't hurt but wouldn't go away. Much as these things seem to go I had a conference in LA that I was going to and of course that's when it decided to flair up and abscess. Absolutely painful, swollen, purple, red and angry I uncomfortably sat through the conference and questioned whether or not I should go to the ER. The last night of the conference and after a warm shower the thing burst, like holy hell the thing let loose and I had no idea how much was stored in there. However, it felt great. I still questioned whether or not I should go to the ER the next day rather than fly home but decided to make an appointment with my GP the day I returned and tough out the airports and flying.

Shortly after arriving home I was in the GP's office bent over showing him my broken barn door asking him WTF this is and can we fix it please. He thought it was just an abscess and at that point that's what I thought it was too as I could feel no tract or anything but it did continually drain. One type of antibiotics were run until finished, didn't help. Another type more specific to the anal

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "