For you Norm fans looking for a similar fix to Norm's jokes segment - I recommend this comedy special. I recently watched it on Google Play for 99 cents.
His Zany File segment has always made me suspect Boby Zany was submitting jokes to Norm and that Norm was using them in the NML Jokes segment. Anyway, it's a fun special. He works clean, but I laughed a lot more than I thought I would. He also has a prop comic segment for you Carrot Top fans.
Bonne chance!
Here he is talking about it on News 10.
Tickets are pretty cheap at 20 bucks a pop. I met him this morning. He's a riot to be around. Should be a good show.
Less than half of what I paid for them. Reply or PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc5q142NFkA
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Usually when a comedian's name is trending on social media, it's because they did something questionable that'll likely end with cancellation. But because you will never hear anyone say anything bad about Norm MacDonald, I knew when I saw his name in social feeds on Sunday that this was something more ominous.
I waited, hoping someone would say it wasn't true, but it was later confirmed: Norm MacDonald had died at the age of 65. In the days that followed, many people, especially comedians, have shared stories about Norm MacDonald talent, but also his kindness and support. For some, he was a father figure from his days on "Full House." For others, he was their favorite comedian -- one with an unflinching sense of dark humor. For me, it was personal: Norm MacDonald literally changed the entire arc of my life.
I was a partner at a small litigation firm in Chicago. The combative world of judges and attorneys drained me mentally and physically. I no longer had time for my personal passions, including playing guitar and managing musicians. Looking for a creative outlet, I'd begun taking weekly improv classes at the legendary Second City theater with a friend. I thought maybe it could help me become a better litigator.
This friend also happened to perform stand-up, and on that April day he was opening for a sold-out Bob Saget show in nearby Hammond, Indiana. He invited me to tag along to keep him calm and "manage" him, given my talent management background.
As I walked up to the theater, I saw Norm MacDonald exit his limo. Thanks to a few drinks from the Cubs' opening home game (they lost), I had the courage to approach him. When I introduced myself as a friend and "manager" of his opening act, Norm MacDonald immediately shook my hand.
Noticing my Cubs gear, he disarmed me with a discussion about baseball and guitars, the latter of which he played in part of his stand-up set. I remember how kind and sincere he was, asking follow-up questions as we walked through the venue looking for the green room. What celebrity is cordial to a manager, let alone a pseudo-manager? That's the kind of person Norm MacDonald was. When we ran into one another backstag
... keep reading on reddit ➡https://clips.twitch.tv/AntediluvianZanyDeerCoolStoryBob-50t9keNx8Pen2eQx
After being one of the primary reasons that Dignitas was one of two teams to go 3-0 in the Swiss stages, Joreuz delivered for Dignitas. With SMPR up 3-2 in the series, Dignitas could be going home earlier than expected against an outstanding SMPR squad. After trading goals back-and-forth all series long, both teams' offenses have screeched to a halt.
We're scoreless with 75 seconds left on the clock and Joreuz finds himself in a terrible position. With Scrub Killa and ApparentlyJack out of the play, Joreuz is staring down the barrel of one of the most unwelcome 2v1's in the RLCS. With Chausette45's thicc Fennec blitzing towards him, Joreuz can also see a well-boosted Archie dribbling towards what should be an open net.
With some quick thinking and precise diving, Joreuz finds an angle to dodge Chausette's demo and simultaneously rip the ball off Archie's hood. Now recovered over on his right side wall, Joreuz catches his breath and surveys the pitch. After ApparentlyJack(ed) 🏋️♂️ crashes into SMPR sitting on their own goal line and deletes the third man defender (this play alone is massive), Joreuz makes his second move.
For the second time in moments, Joreuz gets the better of Chausette45 winning a big 50/50 against him on the corner wall. Using every teaspoon of boost left in his tank, Joreuz stretches his Fennec as far as possible to challenge Kassio. Caught in an awkward position and a bit crooked on his own low backboard, Kassio has to dive and try and make an attempt at the recovering Joreuz. Laying a flat challenge on the ball, Joreuz wins the collision and plops the ball down easily for Scrub Killa to score the go-ahead goal.
With the tension and emotions being released at the end of the scoring stalemate, the energy is heightened. What will happen over these next critical seconds?
This moment is tense and rightfully so. Typically we see teams stiffen up and play conservative, too afraid to make a fatal error. But the typical path is not what Joreuz chooses to do with the lights shining bright. Instead, he does what nearly no sensible person would do:
Joreuz decides to freestyle.
Off the kickoff, he finds his way to the sidewall. With the ball left floating in the air off the first touch, Joreuz lines up and fires a missile of a ground pinch off the SMPR back wall and finds h
... keep reading on reddit ➡Artists: Czarface and MF DOOM
Album: Super What?
Release Date: May 7, 2021
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Czarface is a group consisting of DJ and producer 7L, Wu-Tang’s Inspectah Deck, and perpetually underappreciated rapper Esoteric. We can’t really dive into the history of Czarface without diving into the history of its members so let’s begin with 7L and Esoteric. Back in the early 90s, Esoteric was DJing for a college radio station that 7L happened to listen to. The set was so good that 7L, who was also DJing in the area, decided to reach out for a collaboration and thus the duo was born. Before they hit their final form, they teamed up with little known rapper MC Karma under the name God Complex. The subsequent singles they released were met with acclaim in the underground and already featured the zany bars and comic book references that would define their later work. Shortly after their first EP, they dropped the moniker God Complex and released their following projects simply as 7L and Esoteric. I could bore you with the details of every single and album release but I don’t think it would better your understanding of the group or the album we’re highlighting today so we’ll move onto the illustrious Inspectah Deck.
As most of you probably know, Inspectah Deck is arguably Wu-Tang Clan’s most lyrically talented MC and is responsible for some of the most iconic verses in hip hop history; namely his verse on C.R.E.A.M. He’s always been pretty understated; especially in comparison to some of the Wu’s most prominent members, but that hasn’t stopped him from garnering an extremely loyal fan base over the years. It’s difficult to exaggerate the impact that he and the rest of the Wu-Tang Clan had on the world of music. I could talk forever about them but I don’t want to stray too far from the focus of this writeup so I’ll leave it at that.
Czarface officially came together back in 2013 for a one off project that was meant to be nothing more than some good music for the fans. The self-titled Czarface released to widespread critical acclaim so the group decided they’d make another one and the rest is history.
Now last but not least we need to talk about Daniel Dumile AKA MF DOOM. D
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
2021 was obviously a much better year for movies than 2020, since we actually got a normal amount this year. (It actually seemed to me that we got bit more than normal.) As for quality, I think it was pretty average. There was a lot of stuff this year that I would just call good. Not a lot of outstanding achievements, but not a ton of disasters either.
That said, there were several films this year that I consider truly that said, there were several films this year that I thoroughly enjoyed, and I wanted to list them here. I’d love to see your lists as well if you have them.
First, an honorable mention: Bo Burnham‘s Inside. I personally don’t consider it a movie, but a lot of people do, and if I did it would definitely be on here. I’ve been a fan for a few years now, both of his comedy and music as well as his movie Eighth Grade. I don’t even consider Inside to be his best work, but I do think it deserves the praise it received. A great mix of offbeat humor and poignant observations on modernity, particularly the pandemic. Now, onto the list.
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Dear Evan Hansen - This is my big controversial opinion of the year. Last year’s was Hillbilly Elegy, which most people laughed at but I loved. There were at least some people who are with me on that one though. I haven’t seen a single person defend DEH. But I don’t care. I thought this was a really touching movie. Now, I haven’t seen the show, and it’s possible my opinion on the movie would it change if I did, but I still think this works on its own. The songs are beautiful, the message is great, and I really do think Ben Platt is great in this role. He’s an excellent singer and I do indeed buy him as a high school kid both in performance and appearance.
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The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run - I’m a big SpongeBob fan and this movie gave me everything I love about the series. It’s got the same zany humor and amazing voice acting with the welcome addition of some hilarious cameos. I wish they would’ve had the guts to retain the 2D animation, but I can easily forgive it since it otherwise sticks to the spirit of the show so well.
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Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings - Just a super fun entry in the MCU with the welcome change of pace of also being a martial arts film. The fight scenes are great, but I think what it really nails are the characters. I love Simu Liu’s Canadian sitcom Kim’s Convenience, so it was great to see him make the jump to a major motion picture. And I’ve been an Awkwafina fan s
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
You didn't include me. I feel slightly offended. However, I can move past this. So, I've decided to make my own list of micro-celebrities.
u/Mr_renn
u/Mr_renn
u/Mr_renn
u/Willboss27
u/Furyphoenix0705
u/ZaniElandra
u/Capswick
u/VesuviusBlotch
u/HaroldMcBob
u/Browncatmaster
u/Willboss27
u/Cadaver_Cain995
u/mrbones2810
u/Skafflock
u/BipBapVipVapDipDap
u/Mr_renn
u/Mr_renn
u/Mr_renn
DEBATABLE:
u/BobTheCommunistboi
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Put it on my bill
They’re on standbi
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
