Blue Jean Puns

Because every time I put them on, I look like a snack.

While putting on a pair of jeans this morning before work, I remarked to my gf something along the lines of "I've had these jeans for years, they're so old!"

To which she replied: "Yeah I can see that, they look like they've been in your family for generations."

I'm still absolutely floored with pride.

Husband: Personally prefer blue jeans, but whatever floats your boat

I got my white t-shirt out of the wash and it had turned blue. I told my mum that my jeans had ran in the wash and my dad said "ran where" followed by a massive sigh from me and my mother.

He picked out a pair of blue jeans that he like and told me that I should get a pair as well because they were on sell. I told him that I didn't like that style that they were dad jeans. He responds with "Son, you have had the dad genes the entire time."