A list of puns related to "Blowing horn"
How can you tell a blonde has been blowing the car horn?
All the lipstick on the steering wheel.
Yesterday, joking around with a regular customer of mine, he asks me if I knew about the early days of the Indianapolis 500. I make up some BS about how, in the olden times, they ran the race on cows. He comes back today, the following convo takes place.
Customer- Remember how you told me the Indy 500 was raced on cows?
Me- Yeah
Customer- I guess that's why they call it steering.
He followed it up with- Let's not get into blowing the horn.
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