Picture a road like this, covered in traffic cones and traffic slowed to a crawl.
Dad: An ice cream van crashed here this morning.
Me: Really?
Dad: Yeah, look at all the cones on the road.
*slaps steering wheel in delight
I'm sitting there feeding my baby yogurt when my wife comes over and leans over the baby to give him a kiss. The baby, at this point, reaches up with his yogurt covered hand and taps my wife, putting a nice blob of yogurt on her face.
Me: You just got Yoplayed.
Wife: You did not just say that.
Me: I know, it's bad. It's actually Oikos.
Wife: Whatever, it's all Greek to me.
A sinus medicine commercial comes on. A blob of snot keeps telling a guy "I'm gonna follow you to work, it's burrito day." The guy says, "no, I took Brand X sinus meds. You're staying home today."
I look at the wife and say, "the guy would probably have taken him if he wasn't so snotty about it."
