What's red, black and terrifies women?

Me, in my lucky red and black cape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mex5150
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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A woman dies and the police discover she was the madam at an illegal brothel

They find her black book of workers and clients so they assign Bob, an older, widowed detective to talk to the women to find out more about the operation. They figure as an older man Bob won't be as enticed as younger detectives by the pretty young women.

A few weeks into the investigation Bob goes to his supervisor and says he needs to be relieved of the case because of a conflict of interest. The supervisor asks what he means.

"Well," Bob says, "All was going well and I was getting good info from the girls, but then the next woman in the book was Cindy, a sweet, beautiful and funny 60 year old. We met a couple of times and to make a long story short, we started dating and have now become an item."

The shocked supervisor looks at Bob and says "I can't believe it Bob. Thirty seven years on the job, 2 years away from retirement, and you fell for the oldest trick in the book."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Budget-Pay3743
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2023
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why do the French enjoy snails so much?

Because they hate fast food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PattyCake53
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2022
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What’s black and doesn’t work?

Decaf coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesuscide
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2022
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A lady walks into the pro shop to complain about bee stings while she is golfing. The pro asks: β€œwhere’d you get stung?” β€œBetween the first and second hole”, she answers.

The pro replied: β€œyour stance is too wide”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YZXFILE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2021
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How do you take your coffee?

Orally.

From CGPGrey: http://www.reddit.com/r/CGPGrey/comments/1x3guw/hello_internet_a_10_episode_podcast_experiment/cf7xh6e

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zapolon2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2014
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I like my women how I like my coffee

But I prefer a hot tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2016
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I like my women like I like my coffee

I’ve never had coffee but it smells nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frooski-Boi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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