What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Your grandparents are planning their funeral arrangements in advance. Grandma wants to be transported in a horse and carriage grandpa wants a Ferrari.
Setting up to be a real race to the finish but I think Grandpa is winning this one.
Every morning I leave my house and get hit by a bicycle,
(Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My family were planning my mum's funeral. We always try to keep things light and try to stay positive, just as Mum would have it...
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit--
I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit--
Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I'm dyslexic and I accidentally boarded the wrong method of public transportation.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
One is attired of this repost and the other is about to unicybscribe from this sub.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
edit: had to delete original post, due to misspelling in the title.
My priest prescribed a circuit of crunches, flutter kicks, bicycles, and plank holds for the guilt I confessed about neglecting my stomach muscles during workouts.
I finally received my abs solution.
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine and wooden gearbox?
Alright #2 for the Basketball/Car enthusiast: Who do you call when you need a ride during covid to the NBA Finals and your having engine problems.
A Booker with a working CP3
They're removing all the monkey bars and jungle gyms from the playgrounds, but Biden has plans to stop them...
He is going to fight climb it change, according to his campaign promise!
I'm planning to open my own healthy food and supplements store.
Which is more efficient, the engine of a car or a bicycle?
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Ever stop and think about how your car muffler reduces engine noise?
SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.
She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it?”
I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”
A pirate is transported to modern day and stumbles upon a lumber mill while looking for work. When the pirate is asked if he knows how to use any of the tools...
I'm starting a business focused solely on transporting Capra aegagrus hircus. We'll have slings, bags, and more.
It's called Totes My Goats!
(Capra aegagrus hircus is the scientific name for goats)
I'm worried about my neighbours son. He keeps asking questions about unicycles, bicycles and trikes
I think he's bike-curious.
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Attire.
Edit: Thanks for the silver (my first metal)!!
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle?
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
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