The bible is the greatest story ever told.

And to hell with anyone who doesnโ€™t believe me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nftpc
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Did you know there used to be a story in the bible about a bank heist but it got removed

It was inside job

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Which book of the bible has a story about losing one's automobile?

Deuteronomy, where's my car

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Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

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I found a $20 bill in the parking lot of the grocery store. I asked myself, what would Jesus do?

So I turned it into wine.

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