Best Seller Puns

A list of puns related to "Best Seller"

What's the best seller at the Mexican carpet store?

UNDERLAY, UNDERLAY!!

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👤︎ u/dacs1306
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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The store held blind taste tests of its brand against the national best seller.

It was a pop quiz

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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Y'all hear about the habitual liar who allegedly published a best-seller?

Everybody's buying it.

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👤︎ u/megaletoemahs
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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I need some bug spray.

A guy walks into a store and asks an employee where the bug spray is.

The employee, who just so happened to be currently stocking bug spray, tells the customer it's right here.

The guy then thanks the employee but then asks him to recommend one as he is not sure which one is better.

The employee smiles, then pulls a can of bug spray off the shelf and tells the guy that this is a good one and one of their best sellers.

The guy looks unsure, so the employee asks if something is wrong with it.

The guy replies that he's not sure but it feels like something is Off about this brand.

(Explanation: there is a bug spray brand called Off)

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👤︎ u/PurpsJL
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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Made a dadjoke instead of a sale. Wooden you?

We sell wooden soap dishes, made of various kinds of wood, as part of our business. When I get asked which is our best seller, I pick one up and say "This one is real poplar."

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👤︎ u/fluent_in_gibberish
📅︎ Feb 14 2015
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