Have you heard about Matt Bellamy's cat?

It's called Catt Bellamy and its the lead singer of the band Meows.

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📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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I told Matt Bellamy a pun once

He wasn't really aMUSEd, though

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👤︎ u/IsVigil
📅︎ Apr 11 2017
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A dad joke for Muse fans

I remember telling my dad when Matt Bellamy of the band Muse proposed to Kate Hudson, the ring he gave her was worth $500,000. My dad responded, "Well, I bet that put a supermassive black hole in his wallet!" and then proceeded to stare at me with the open-mouthed smile of a dad who's just made a dad joke and is awaiting a reaction. I groaned, hard.

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📅︎ Sep 19 2014
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