My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well.
My friend said I wouldn’t be able to name two structures that hold water.
I was like, “Well, damn.”
TS.PoM. "I'm sorry, the fizzy water might be a little flat..."
Me: "It's still water."
True Story. Proud of Myself.
A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?”
He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”
My wife decided today would be a good day for her water to break.
It's Labor Day.
My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...
I said... you’ll be mist...
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"
It didn't help, but I knew he meant well
Bruce Lee: Be formless, shapeless like water. Harper Lee: Things are never as bad as they seem.
Pars Lee: I go well with Italian food.
Water and cheese used to be a popular party dish
But the cheeses kept turning the water into wine.
R.I.P. boiled water... you will be mist
Mineral water can be non-carbonated.
But it's still water.
My dad said the other day, when I was feeling low, 'don't worry it could be worse, you could be in a hole full of water'
I know he means well
Be nice to your hot water heater repairman please,
It’s often a tankless profession.
French people must be so confused at water parks.
People keep shouting yes when going down the slides
That new caffeinated water should be renamed as H2Joe
So long boiling water, you will be mist
Whenever I encountered one of life's little traumas, my Dad would take me to one side and say "it could be worse - you could be submerged in water twenty foot down a dark shaft"
Bless him - He meant well
You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
I think there should be a summer reading program for kids urging them to read before going outside to play in the water. It could be called...
"Prose Before Hose"
Even though he's never been in the water yet, I know my dog will be great at swimming.
He's such a good buoy.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
" I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
i know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.
One of my friends keeps telling me “It could be worse, you could be quarantined underground, in a hole full of water.”
I know she means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
I know he means well
R.I.P boiled water you will be mist.
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My best friend keeps telling me to “cheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
I know he means well...
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well.
My dog jumped into some freezing water. A random German tourist jumped in to save him. He told me "Here is ze dog. keep him varm and he vill be just fine". I asked if he was a vet.
"Vet? I'm fucking soaked!"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying cheer up it could be worse you could be in a hole in the ground full of water
I know he means well
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man, things could be worse. You could be in an underground hole full of water"
I think he means well.
