My friend keeps saying β€œCheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoalaTeaNip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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My friend said I wouldn’t be able to name two structures that hold water.

I was like, β€œWell, damn.”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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TS.PoM. "I'm sorry, the fizzy water might be a little flat..."

Me: "It's still water."

True Story. Proud of Myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oroboros74
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, β€œhere is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, β€œare you a vet?”

He said, β€œvet? I’m fucking soaking”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohanlahiri05
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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My wife decided today would be a good day for her water to break.

It's Labor Day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...

I said... you’ll be mist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.

The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.

It was a ham bush

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MafiaCub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"

It didn't help, but I knew he meant well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarryGoLocky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Bruce Lee: Be formless, shapeless like water. Harper Lee: Things are never as bad as they seem.

Pars Lee: I go well with Italian food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Water and cheese used to be a popular party dish

But the cheeses kept turning the water into wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicmitchmtl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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The Water will be Mist...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imshreyash123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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R.I.P. boiled water... you will be mist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drchaos2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Mineral water can be non-carbonated.

But it's still water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heavenly-Raven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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My dad said the other day, when I was feeling low, 'don't worry it could be worse, you could be in a hole full of water'

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danl66713
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Be nice to your hot water heater repairman please,

It’s often a tankless profession.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WagonsNeedLoveToo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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French people must be so confused at water parks.

People keep shouting yes when going down the slides

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Headless_05
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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That new caffeinated water should be renamed as H2Joe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maryclaireee7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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So long boiling water, you will be mist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bri-dood
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Whenever I encountered one of life's little traumas, my Dad would take me to one side and say "it could be worse - you could be submerged in water twenty foot down a dark shaft"

Bless him - He meant well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scobberlotcherz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasthetanker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I think there should be a summer reading program for kids urging them to read before going outside to play in the water. It could be called...

"Prose Before Hose"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redditor_PC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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Even though he's never been in the water yet, I know my dog will be great at swimming.

He's such a good buoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.

" I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Salamander7965
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

i know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannahunfiltered
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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My friend keeps saying β€œCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ljpicklefeet20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My friend keeps saying, β€œCheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elephants_Foot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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One of my friends keeps telling me β€œIt could be worse, you could be quarantined underground, in a hole full of water.”

I know she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livingoverandover
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StewPaddasso
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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R.I.P boiled water you will be mist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/laxbound28
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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My friend keeps saying β€œcheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”

I know he means well.

(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My best friend keeps telling me to β€œcheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boonsnaba
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrgmanflash
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"

I know he means well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FullBackJ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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My dog jumped into some freezing water. A random German tourist jumped in to save him. He told me "Here is ze dog. keep him varm and he vill be just fine". I asked if he was a vet.

"Vet? I'm fucking soaked!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nakedurlrobot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnusCreske
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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My friend keeps saying cheer up it could be worse you could be in a hole in the ground full of water

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj121jj
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man, things could be worse. You could be in an underground hole full of water"

I think he means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrong-teous
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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