Mrs. Dracula, from the living room: "Count Dracula!"

Count Dracula, from the basement:"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6..."

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📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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Dad was making a racket in the basement today...

Dad was being awfully noisy knocking thing around in the basement.

I yelled down, "Dad! What are you up to??"

He replied, "Oh...about 5 foot 8!"

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📅︎ Feb 27 2015
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