Bald face Puns

A list of puns related to "Bald face"

Even though I've gone bald, I still keep my comb.

I just can't part with it.

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👤︎ u/cockneybastard
📅︎ Aug 19 2022
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what do you call someone who commits a crime immediately after shaving?

a smooth criminal (not a dad, but 17afab with an intense love for dad jokes)

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👤︎ u/thissumclownshit
📅︎ Jul 10 2022
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A guy I work with got a small hairpiece for $1. I told him that seemed pretty cheap.

He said it was a small price toupee

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👤︎ u/Red-Beaulieu
📅︎ Jul 05 2022
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A girl I used to date claimed my beard was fake.

But that was a bald-faced lie.

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👤︎ u/NiSiSuinegEht
📅︎ Dec 10 2021
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I promised I wouldn't shave my beard...

But it was a bald-faced lie

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👤︎ u/TheRepeatTautology
📅︎ Sep 20 2021
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My friend told me he had grown a beard.

But when I saw him I realised he is a bald-faced liar.

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👤︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
📅︎ Sep 11 2018
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I always wanted my dad to grow a beard and would try to get him to not shave in the mornings. As he began shaving, he would always promise me that he’d start growing a beard ‘tomorrow’, but he never did.

He was a bald faced liar.

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👤︎ u/CapnFancyPants
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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My son denied using my razor

I could tell by just looking at him that it was a bald-faced lie.

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👤︎ u/NiacTD
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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Bald Dad Jokes are great

My father has male pattern baldness and my older brothers hair is beginning to thin out and one day when my entire family including my grandparents were sitting outside my mom pointed it out by saying.

"Rob, you're starting to lose your hair."

Within seconds with a straight face my dad just peaks up with.

"Oh honey don't worry about him, he's not losing his hair he's just getting more head!"

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👤︎ u/Skybel
📅︎ Aug 26 2013
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Being a dad is awesome (variations on a theme)

S: "I'm going to get a haircut." D: "Which one"

S: "I'm going to get a haircut." D: "Just one, that's a lot of effort for one cut."

S: "I'm going to get a haircut." D: "Don't cut any of mine!" (I'm bald)

S: "I'm going to get a haircut." D: "Don't cut the good one."

I do this until they sprain their faces rolling their eyes.

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👤︎ u/afichte
📅︎ Oct 13 2013
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