Bakewell pudding Puns

Or... is Cheddar cheddar better than a Sandwich sandwich?

Edit: Some familiar items but lots of things I had never heard of. I’m looking forward to checking some of them out on my next visit when this damn pandemic is over. Thanks to all!

Obviously I'm not in or from the UK, I have an English friend who keeps banging on about Bakewell Tarts and seems incredulous that I've never had one.

I'd like to make one for them, problem is every Google image is something different. Like Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood's don't look anything alike. Should it be glazed all over with a cherry on top or sprinkled with flaked almonds? If I asked you to picture one do you see a small, individual tart, or a large one to cut and share? I don't want anyone's "take" on it. I want to know what a classic Bakewell tart should look like.

I'm an experienced baker, so if anyone has a recipe to throw my way it would be much appreciated!

Edit: thanks for all the responses! It sounds like the traditional Bakewell Tart is with almonds on top, but it seems like most people think of something like the Mr Kipling Cherry Bakewell if you asked them to picture a typical tart. I believe that's the version my friend misses.

I don't think my friend was referring to the pudding, though it sounds delightful!

I think I'll definitely do the cherry, and if I have time I'll do the traditional as well.

Thanks again!

I know not all of these are "Dark Academia" exactly. But I have noticed a lack of a list people are asking for when it comes to Dark Academia foods and drinks, so I figured I would put this list together for everyone. I do apologize for the length of this post and hope it isn't a problem. Enjoy.

Breakfasts

⦁ Croissants

⦁ Cinnamon Rolls

⦁ Oats with berries

⦁ Peanut Butter Toast with Banana Slices

⦁ Apple Ring Slices with Peanut Butter and Granola

⦁ Variety of Sliced Fruits

⦁ Muffins

⦁ Jam on Toast

⦁ Home style Bread Slices, Cream Cheese Spread with Berries

⦁ Full English Breakfast

⦁ Crumpets

⦁ Toast with Baked Beans

⦁ Eggs in a Basket

⦁ Egg Soldiers

⦁ Porridge

⦁ Jaffa Cakes

⦁ Scotch Eggs

⦁ Sausage Rolls

⦁ Rice Pudding

⦁ Cobbler

⦁ Scones

Lunch

⦁ Fish n Chips

⦁ Yorkshire Pudding

⦁ Cornish Pastry

⦁ Split Pea and Ham Soup

⦁ Soup with Cheddar Toasties

⦁ Cucumber Sandwiches

⦁ Meat and Cheese Slices with Crackers

⦁ Avocado Toast with Feta, Herbs, and Sliced Tomatoes

⦁ Mediterranean Pizza

⦁ Ham and Cheese Roll ups with Greek Salad

⦁ Tomato Cucumber Salad

⦁ Roasted Root Vegetables with Rosemary

⦁ Ginger Garlic Noodle Soup

⦁ Bacon Potato Corn Chowder

⦁ Zucchini and Sausage Stove top Casserole

⦁ Orzo Salad

⦁ Amish Onion Cake

⦁ Chicken Pot Pie Casserole

⦁ Butternut Squash Soup

⦁ Corn Salad

Dinner

⦁ Beef Wellington

⦁ Toad in the Hole

⦁ Lancashire Hot Pot

⦁ Shepard's Pie

⦁ Bangers and Mash

⦁ Beef/Chicken Pot Pie

⦁ Beef Stew

⦁ Cumberland Pie

⦁ British Pork Cassoulet

⦁ Chicken and Mushroom Puff Pie

⦁ Stew and Dumplings

⦁ Corned Beef and Cabbage

⦁ Reuben Sandwich

⦁ Yankee Pot Roast

⦁ Fillet Tips

⦁ Slow Cooked Chilie

⦁ Ham and Potatoes with Eggs

⦁ Roasted Chicken with Veggies

⦁ Vegetable Lentil Soup

⦁ Zucchini Hamburger Pie

Sweets

⦁ Apple Pie

⦁ Bread Pudding

⦁ Strawberries and Cream

⦁ Bakewell Tart

⦁ St. Clements Pie

⦁ Victoria Sponge Cake

⦁ Pear and Blackberry Crumble

⦁ Strawberry Cheesecake

⦁ Pumpkin Pie with Whipped Cream

⦁ Apple Sauce

⦁ Chocolate Banana Bites

⦁ Carrot Cake Oatmeal Cookies

⦁ Pound Cake

⦁ Brownies

⦁ Impossible Pie

⦁ Humming Bird Cake

⦁ Chocolate Covered Strawberries

⦁ Chocolate Mousse

⦁ Plain Cake

⦁ Peach Pie

Drinks

⦁ English Breakfast Tea

⦁ Irish Breakfast Tea

⦁ Scottish Breakfast Tea

⦁ Earl Grey

⦁ Chamomile

⦁ Chai

⦁ Prince of Whales

⦁ Herbal Teas

⦁ Green Tea

⦁ White Tea

⦁ Dalgona Coffee

⦁ Black Coffee

⦁ Latte

⦁ Cappuccino

⦁ Espresso

⦁ Macchiato

⦁ Flat W

Phil

Sudden Lee

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.

She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.

Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.

..... Will get a reward.

Because they work on many levels

The Bushes

Well, toucan play at that game.

Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table

Argon does not react.

Windows

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesn’t look serious I always do the “we might have to amputate that bruised hand” shtick with them. I’ve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.

So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasn’t a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say “looks like we will have to amputate your nose.” To which he replies “then how will I smell?” And I say “terrible!”

It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!