What do you call a fish that doesn't want to take the bait?

Standoffish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Fishing bait is drugs for fish

Once that get a taste, they're hooked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickchavez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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My strange friend always baits his hooks with okra when fly fishing...

He's really into podcasting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I tried using an old math book as bait when fishing

Turns out that math wasn’t the best topic for De bait

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlo64
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I went fishing using a speaker as bait.

I thought I was in treble, but in the mid-dle of my trip, I figured out I was just going to get bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatMetalJesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I always win arguments with my wife

She always falls for debate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orten_boi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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Took my son fishing yesterday and there was a dolphin. When I cast out my bait he asked "are you trying to catch him?"

Me; "Not on porpoise"

He laughed 12 year old girl next to us cringed and said "porpoise... really?" Joke had desired effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shootinstraight88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I didn’t like fishing until my dad showed me how to apply bait

Now I’m hooked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDoctor88888888
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Took my daughter fishing and she asked "why do you throw some of the bait in the water?"

I replied "just giving them a taste, soon they'll be begging for us to HOOK them up"

After I said it, we both laughed for a few minutes and I knew I had to share it with you guys.

Thank you to the Disney employee that noticed my Reddit alien shirt last week and suggested r/dadjokes. I forgot how entertaining this group is :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MashedPotatoh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2015
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Oh hi there,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansHydra
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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I tied a computer mouse to my fishing road and it resulted in a highly successful catch.

Apparently, the fish love click bait.

edit:- rod*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Fishing! What could possibly go wrong?

My old man is quite a character. He once took my sister and I freshwater fishing and taught us how to bait a hook with nightcrawlers. We were perhaps 7 or 8, and somewhat sheltered, so of course what happened next went right over our heads.

Dad: hey, kids! Which of you is better at baiting a hook? Which of you is the β€’removes sunglassesβ€’ master baiter?

My sister and I, of course, immediately begin arguing about it. That wily old man had us going back and forth "I'm the master baiter!", "No, I am!", "No, me!". Dad, meanwhile, was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes.

Tl;dr- my Dad is a fucking smart ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinsar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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Out fishing with my boy...

Out fishing:

Dad: "Son? Did you just put that worm in your mouth? What is wrong with you?"

Son: "Dad, are we having a "eated-da-bait"?"

Dad: "You're grounded...when we get home I'll pick out a book and you better read the entire thing by tonight."

Son: "Says you with baited breath."

gets home...

Son: "Daaaaad! THE DIET OF WORMS!!!!!!!!!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ywkwpwnw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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[long pun, bear with it] A father and son are going fishing...

The father is showing his son how to prepare the fishing rod, how to set the line, and how to affix the bait. Father: "Now son, you can use many different kinds of bait. This worm, for example." The father says as he weaves the worm onto the hook and casts the line. Son: "What happens next dad?" As if on cue, the father pulls against the line, calling forth a panicked fish from the water. The son exclaims in amazement, as the father prepares the line for his next cast. He reaches into the tackle box, and beings to attach something to the hook. Son: "Dad, what kind of bait is that?" Father: "This is clickbait son." Son: "What happens next dad?" Father: "What happens next will shock you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/appa-ate-momo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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A friend of mine tricked me...

A friend of mine tricked me into believing he had a new hobby. I thought I found some fishing gear on his desk, but it was just bait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xertoran
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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The Hard Sell

My friend invited me over to play the new Zelda, instead we played a fishing game. I feel like I got the bait and Switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthrax
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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Conversation with my dad..

Me: I got offered to go ice fishing with my coworker. Dad: I’ve never fished for ice before, what kind of bait do you use? Me: God dammit (smh)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tictacmcjac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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Grandpa-Dad joke Combo

While fishing with a friend, his dad and his grandpa, we weren't having any luck.

Friend: "I just need one stupid fish to bite this bait."

Friend's Grandpa: "You need one that didn't go to school"

Friend's dad: "But they are all in schools!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theKimballer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2014
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My dad, going fishing

My dad was taking us fishing & we stopped off to get bait. So the guy behind the counter said, "That'll be two dollars for the worms, and fourteen cents for the tax."
"That's okay," my dad said, "We don't need tacks. They'll stay on the hooks by themselves."
I think the worm guy is still chuckling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aethelberga
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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My dad took me fishing when I was little...

and we went to the corner store to get bait. The owner has a thick Asian accent, so when my dad asks for worms and the man asks "Worms, for fishing?", fishing sounds like pissing. He goes into the back room to get them, and he's back there for a while. My dad says "It's okay, LumbaJackCassidy, he probably had to take a fish!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LumbaJackCassidy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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