A collection of trucker dad jokes!

It turns out test tube babies can't grow up to be truckers. They're not Peterbuilt.

A dockworker at a grocery distribution center accidentally spilled curry powder on my leg. At least I know I'm a seasoned trucker.

I had a really annoying seal on the back of my trailer. Had to keep feeding it fish.

Bonus:

https://youtu.be/2cdWfgYSSFM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimMarch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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Why do melons always have big weddings?

cause they cant-elope! OC, and proud baby. (told and then had to begrudgingly explain eloping to 10yo daughter. ".... Don't even think about it!!!!!" )

bonus OC: why don't turtles wear scarves? turtle-necks, duh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Notme60
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2021
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