BMX XXX Puns

I just saw that we're getting an HD remaster of Tony Hawk 1 and 2... Cool...

What we really need is an HD remaster of Dave Mirra BMX XXX!

I see Dave Mirra and Mat Hoffman speedruns on YouTube, but no love for BMX XXX. I'm considering doing this on PS2, but would someone even care to watch such a thing?

I can get these games for around $7 each local at a game store, trying to see if I can score a deal on here before going there.

I understand this is a crossplatform game, but I've been looking around the internet for answers and this place says the xbox version does have it, http://www.chud.com/community/t/47555/bmx-xxx-ps2-version-not-to-have-topless-nudity-xbox-and-gc-will

but I'm not sure. This game has always struck me as interesting, as a game like this could never get off the ground now, let alone make it to a nintendo console like it did for the gamecube.

This is my first time posting in this sub so forgive me if this isn’t the most well written post or if someone has had this idea before.

Basically my idea is for a video game very similar to Steep (2016) developed by Ubisoft. In this game it’s a free roam open world extreme sports game. In this game you would be able to ride; skateboards, longboards, roller blades, scooters, and BMX bikes. The game would involve games of S.K.A.T.E , races, jams, and freestyle skating. You could also play against friends in private sessions. The skateboarding mechanics would ideally work a lot like the Skate games. Longboards would have multiple different styles of game play based on which board you use. You could carve, dance, or downhill etc. (I’m not the most experienced with scooters,BMX, or roller blading so if you have any ideas for those gameplay elements please reply with your idea)

As for the setting of the game I would ideally have it set in modern day Los Angeles or a variation of that city.

Another interesting gameplay element I would want implemented is people not wanting you to ride or skate in certain areas. They might call the police and you would have to escape the area and avoid the cops on your board to avoid being arrested. Some areas might have skateboarding deterrents on rails and benches which you would have to manually remove at the risk of being caught and having the cops called.

Character customization would be in depth allowing you to be any race, male or female, put any haircut you want or clothes. You could maybe even make some crazy monstrosity of a custom character lmao.

As for a points system I feel like the Skate series would be the biggest influence.

I’m not gonna lie as I write this I’m feeling excited as if this game is actually being made. We can only hope you know lol

Let me know what you think of my idea and leave any thoughts you might have!

Here is my previous post. I updated the inventory here, and added some new things. Thanks to everyone who bought the previous stuff.

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##Peripherals:

##XBOX Games

I also have a used OG Xbox (black) console and First gen Wii if you're interested in those. Not sure if it's worth shipping them.

##DS Games

##3DS Games

##GBA Games

##PSP Games

##PS Vita Games

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Just like my previous post that went great:

Bunch of Xbox games and consoles for sale as well as some DS/Vita/PS4 etc games and misc gaming-related stuff/accessories. I posted these up for sale a year ago, sold some of it, then got busy with other things and forgot about it. Want to clear up some space so here it is again.

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Below is the original post with the list/price/availability. If it's listed, it's available.

I have a bunch of trades here on /r/gamesale and over on /r/hardwareswap, feel free to check my post history or whatever, and tag me after a sale for confirm etc. Thanks!

Any questions just ask.

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• Xbox Systems
• 151 Xbox Games

##PS4

##PSV/3DS/DS games

##XBOX Stuff

I have priced these just under the lowest price on Amazon and Ebay (which might be disc only). These are all CiB and if there was a manual, it includes the manual. It's possible a handful of the games have light scratches from normal use, but nearly all are perfect. None of this was used very much.

I'm willing to make a deal on the whole collection.

##Systems and Peripherals:

Note: I don't have a TV that can display the XBOX. I have powered it up and it is all green, appears to be working. It has never been used afaik and was just in the box like new with that old 1990s new console plastic smell. See startup video here. I understand Original XBox need a capacitor replacement, this has NOT been done, and I cannot warranty it.

##XBOX Games

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Bunch of Xbox games and consoles for sale as well as some DS/Vita/PS4 etc games and misc gaming-related stuff/accessories. I posted these up for sale a year ago, sold some of it, then got busy with other things and forgot about it. Want to clear up some space so here it is again.

• Current Time Stamp

Below is the original post with the list/price/availability. If it's listed, it's available.

I have a bunch of trades here on /r/gamesale and over on /r/hardwareswap, feel free to check my post history or whatever. Thanks!

Any questions just ask.

Timestamps/Images

• Xbox Systems
• 151 Xbox Games

##PS4

##PSV/3DS/DS games

##XBOX Stuff

I have priced these just under the lowest price on Amazon and Ebay (which might be disc only). These are all CiB and if there was a manual, it includes the manual. It's possible a handful of the games have light scratches from normal use, but nearly all are perfect. None of this was used very much.

I'm willing to make a deal on the whole collection. I have some other original Black Xbox systems as well in like new condition.

##Systems and Peripherals:

##XBOX Games

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