What did I do wrong? Rad said exam is limited by positioning https://imgur.com/a/E0JS4VR
hi! this post is specifically for anyone who might be nervous about their booster. for context, i'm an active 29 year old female in good health. i have no history of prior covid infection.
- 1st dose, pfizer (april) - arm soreness and very mild lymphadenopathy in axillary lymph nodes on the side of injection
- 2nd dose, pfizer (may) - arm soreness - but less discomfort that the original shot
- 3rd dose, pfizer (december) - arm soreness and very mild lymphadenopathy in axillary lymph nodes on the side of injection
i have severe health anxiety and felt panicked before each vaccine, only to experience side effects that were so minimal they didn't interfere at all with my day to day. i know it can be nerve wracking not to know what to expect with regard to side effects, but far and away, the most unpleasant part of getting each of my shots was my own anxiety.
while you wouldn't guess it from the posts in this sub, most people do not experience muscle aches, headache, fever, joint pain, chills, or nausea. the people who have experiences like mine just aren't writing about them as often here on reddit.
happy to answer any questions you might have, and wishing all of you luck if/when you get your boosters! you got this. 💖
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Moderna covid vaccine side effects:
Abdominal discomfort: 1,435 reports
Abdominal distension: 341 reports
Abdominal pain: 1,502 reports
Abdominal pain lower: 164 reports
Abdominal pain upper: 1,626 reports
Abnormal behavior: 114 reports
Abnormal dreams: 130 reports
Abortion spontaneous (naturally occurring miscarriage): 232 reports
Acute myocardial infarction (acute heart attack): 193 reports
Acute respiratory failure: 143 reports
Adverse reaction: 138 reports
Ageusia (loss of taste functions of the tongue): 733 reports
Agitation (state of anxiety or nervous excitement): 415 reports
Alanine aminotransferase increased: 170 reports
Anaemia (lack of blood): 125 reports
Anaphylaxis (serious allergic reaction that is rapid in onset and may cause death): 606 reports
Angioedema (rapid swelling of the dermis): 294 reports
Anticoagulant therapy: 311 reports
Aphonia (inability to produce voice): 103 reports
Appendicitis (inflammation of the appendix): 118 reports
Appetite - decreased (decreased appetite occurs when you have a reduced desire to eat): 3,463 reports
Arrhythmias (irregular heartbeat): 1,703 reports
Arthritis (form of joint disorder that involves inflammation of one or more joints): 250 reports
Aspartate aminotransferase increased: 160 reports
Asthma: 373 reports
Atrial fibrillation/flutter (atrial fibrillation and flutter are abnormal heart rhythms in which the atria, or upper chambers of the heart, are out of sync with the ventricles): 544 reports
Axillary mass: 148 reports
Axillary pain: 1,561 reports
Back pain: 3,095 reports
Balance disorder: 895 reports
Bedridden: 116 reports
Bell's palsy (facial paralysis): 1,005 reports
Bleeding into the skin: 197 reports
Blindness: 208 reports
Blister (small pocket of fluid within the upper layers of the skin caused by forceful rubbing (friction), burning, freezing, chemical exposure): 617 reports
Blood creatinine increased: 207 reports
Blood glucose decreased: 136 reports
Blood glucose increased: 550 reports
Blood potassium decreased: 174 reports
Blood pressure fluctuation: 113 reports
Blood sodium decreased: 122 reports
Blood urea increased: 118 reports
Blood urine present: 162 reports
Body temperature decreased: 118 reports
Body temperature increased: 3,068 reports
Bone pain: 533 reports
Bradycardia (abnormally slow heart action): 147 reports
Breast pain: 437 reports
Breast swelling: 138 reports
Breathing difficulty: 8,611 reports
Breathing - slowed or sto
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
My mom got a CT scan, can anyone please explain to me??
Mediastinal Iymphadenopathy as well as left axillary lymphadenopathy is seen. There is a large spiculated mass with for the pulmonary nodules likely representing metastatic disease. Expansile Ivtic lesion noted in the right seventh rib likely representing metastatic bone disease CT CHEST WITH CONTRAST ** HISTORY 57 years old, follow-up abnormal MRI of L-spine ** TECHNIQUE ** CT images of the chest acquired with 115 mL Omnipaque 300 intravenous contrast. CTDI: 3.6 mGV DLP: 233.22 mGy-cm COMPARISON: None available. ** FINDINGS **: HEART AND GREAT VESSELS: Heart size normal. LYMPH NODES: 1 cm right paratracheal lymph node, image 26 series 3 1 cm prevascular lymph node, image 34 series 3 1.8 cm lymph node left hilar, image 42 series 3 1.2 cm and 1 cm left axillary lymph node, image 24, 28 series 3 OTHER MEDIASTINUM: No significant abnormality. LUNGS: There is a 5 mm and 6 mm subsolid nodule right upper lobe, image 32 5 mm subpleural nodule left upper lobe, image 136 7 mm pulmonary nodules left upper lobe, image 75 2.9 x 2.5 x 2.4 cm spiculated mass left lower lobe, image 66 Lung nodule(s) suspicious for metastasis (#PUL6a). PLEURAL SPACE: Normal. UPPER ABDOMEN: No significant abnormality. SOFT TISSUES: No significant abnormality. BONES: Expansile lytic lesion seen in the right seventh rib laterally, image 48
2.9 cm mass in the right lower pole likely represents underlying neoplastic diseases such as renal cell carcinoma There is retroperitoneal lymphadenopathy present Lytic lesions are seen in the sacrum, iliac bone, and left superior pubic ramus likely representing metastatic disease
KIDNEYS: There is a 2.8 x 2.9 x 2 cm mass seen in the right lower pole kidney likely representing underlying neoplasm such as renal cell carcinoma GI TRACT: Colonic diverticulosis is present without acute diverticulitis. MESENTERY/LYMPH NODES: 1 cm retroperitoneal node image 27 and 32 1 cm lymph node in the periportal region, image 20 PERITONEUM: No free air or fluid. AORTA/VESSELS: Normal abdominal aortic diameter (<3cm). BLADDER: No significant abnormality. PELVIC STRUCTURES: No significant abnormality. SOFT TISSUES: Small fat-containing umbilical hernia BONES: 3.8 cm Ivtic lesion seen in the left sacrum extending into the Sl joint and adjacent iliac bone. There is more ill-defined lucencies in the right sacrum and iliac bone likely representing metastatic disease as well. 1.6 cm lesion in the left superior pubic ra
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
There hasn't been a post all year!
