Aversion Puns

A list of puns related to "Aversion"

i have an extreme aversion to generic pronouns

And I hate it

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👤︎ u/DigItCanU
📅︎ Mar 23 2022
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The gambler with chronic carpal tunnel lost huge in Vegas.

... just 'cuz of one bad hand.

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👤︎ u/ButtahChicken
📅︎ Oct 24 2022
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My doctors told me I wouldn’t be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic.

But I’ve made 3 bowls, and a vase and they are lovely.

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👤︎ u/ProfPacific
📅︎ Oct 08 2022
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Had a fun family group text with my FIL, Wife and myself cooking up some “dad” jokes. Here’s the transcript:

FIL: I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, veggie. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

Me: I prefer my investments be more liquid. That’s why I chose a Broth IRA

FIL: A consommé choice!

Me: Thank you. We like to be relatively bisque averse.

Wife: Y’all need to chili out

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👤︎ u/stashew
📅︎ Jul 17 2022
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I don't like board games about war.

You could say I'm Risk averse.

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👤︎ u/bookwing812
📅︎ Jul 14 2022
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