An actual joke from my 8 year old - Why canβt you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
I was proud.
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Never trust an atom...
They literally make up everything.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What did the negatively charged chlorine atom say when uranium tried to take its electron?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What did the atom say to the other atom it wanted to bond with?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other βDang, I left my electrons in the car.β The other replies, βAre you sure?β
βYa, Iβm positive.β
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why canβt you like an atom? βοΈ
Because they literally make-up everything.
Shout out to my 9yo daughter who came up with this banger all by herself. For the street cred, kid! Happy Friday all!
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︎ Feb 12 2021
An atom called the cops to report he had an electron stolen. The cop asked, "Are you sure?"
And the atom replied, "I'm positive!"
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Two beryllium atoms went on a date
It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What happened after Atoms divorce was finalized?
All he was left with was a mushroom.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What is the answer for climate change?
I donβt know but weβre getting warmer
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Atoms
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make everything up
credit to a really cool dood from r/memes
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Need a pun and Iβm not good at them
Iβm making some art about a band with three spray bottles as the singers, what are some band names? It would be cool if it was a pun about sprays or a parody of an existing band, thanks
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What did the atom do when he got bored?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
How do we know that atoms are Catholic?
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︎ Feb 09 2020
A proton went before a judge...
... for impersonating a hydrogen atom. The verdict was "guilty as charged".
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Why canβt you trust atoms?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
why cant you trust an atom?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Why donβt scientists trust atoms at all?
Because they make up everything.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Never trust an Atom
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What fish has two sodium atoms?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What do you call a fish with two sodium atoms?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Why canβt you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Why canβt you trust atoms
Because they make up everything...
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I don't trust what atoms say...
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!!
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why can you never trust atoms?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why canβt you trust an Atom?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Do you know why I don't trust atoms
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why can't you trust an atom?
because they make up everything!
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Never trust atoms
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I've learned to NEVER trust an atom
... because they make up everything!!!
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
You should never trust atoms
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Why can you never trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I dont trust atoms
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︎ Aug 12 2020
What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Why can't you trust atoms?
because they make up everything.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Why cant you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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︎ May 29 2020
Why should you never trust an atom?
Because it makes everything up
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Why donβt scientists trust atoms
Because they make up everything
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