Askew Puns

A list of puns related to "Askew"

What do you call an off kilter kebab?

Askewer

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👤︎ u/ghostguy590
📅︎ May 05 2021
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What tool fastens things at an angle?

Askew driver.

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👤︎ u/Routine_Palpitation
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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A pitcher kept aiming slightly to the side and hitting the batter

no one got their lemonade and the cake was ruined

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👤︎ u/integral-e-to-the-x
📅︎ May 31 2016
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"Sir, this form didn't look right,

thought I'd askew about it."

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👤︎ u/KubosKube
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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Someone walked up to me and pushed me so hard i ended up leaning to one side all day

I was like, "askews me!"

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👤︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ Oct 28 2017
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