Arthur Witty Puns

View Poll

First things first, I got into Code Geass after the Attack on Titan ending: >!When everyone said AoT got the "Lelouch ending" I wanted to understand exactly what that meant !<so I cam here. I walked into Code Geass (CG) knowing Lelouch would die as the villain, but I had no idea how.

It's also worth mentioning that I watched the English Dub, as that is what I prefer and I'm unsure if watching it in the English Sub would have increased my enjoyment of it.

Also also, I haven't read the manga, so please keep that in mind.

After watching CG, I'm really glad I did, but I have a lot of questions and things to say. Before any of that, however, I just want to say it's a great show and I enjoyed it immensely.

Favorite Characters:

1. Lord Lloyd Asplund: I fricking love this guy. He is the perfect blend of funny, charming, witty, eccentric, and extremely competent that I like in my mad scientist characters. His blue hair is also really fun.
2. Lord Jeremiah "Orange Boy" Gottwald: Besides being fricking hilarious, I admire this man's dedication to the cause and he just. doesn't. die. I thought that we would eventually see him on Zero's side, but I had no idea how. LOYALTY!

Least favorite character:

1. Anya Alstreim, Knight of Six: She just seems to...cliche as that quiet anime girl absorbed in technology. Part of me just feels it has been done to death and I'm at least a little bit glad that it wasn't just a gimmick but actually relevant to the plot.

Pros:

1. The Knightmares are actually really, really cool. Not only that, but it was actually a whole four episodes in before I realized "wait a minute, I'm watching a gundam anime!"
2. Lelouch is one of the best-written protagonists I've seen in a while. He seems a bit archetypical from 2021, but that's not a bad thing.
3. The plot was never too predictable. I didn't expect Mao, C.C.'s backstory as it was, the deaths of Shirley Fenette or Euphemia li Britannia, or the (very blatantly named) Damocles.
4. The character design and voice acting is fantastic. While possibly interpreted as a negative, I had to pause a few times to look up where I recognized one voice or another. Despite that, I greatly enjoyed listening to Spike Spencer (voice of Shinji Ikari from Evangelion) as Rolo Lamperouge and Laura Bailey (voice of Lust from FMA and Serana from Skyrim) as Nagisa Chiba.
5. The worldbuilding pays attention to the little details. I really enjoyed refrain as a lore concept, how sakuradite wasn't just a

Remember to vote without considering hindsight.

1844 Democratic Convention.-James K. Polk wins with 45.2% of the vote.

1848 Whig Convention -Winfield Scott wins with 38.1% of the vote.

1848 Democratic Convention-George M. Dallas wins with 52.5% of the vote.

1852 Whig Convention-Winfield Scott wins with 52.3% of the vote.

1852 Democratic Convention-Stephen Douglas wins with 67.9% of the vote.

1856 Democratic Convention-Stephen Douglas wins with 50.0% of the vote.

1856 Know Nothing Convention-Fillmore wins with 64.4% of the vote.

1856 Republican Convention-Frémont wins with 78.4% of the vote.

1860 Republican Convention-Abraham Lincoln wins with 70.8% of the vote.

1864 Democratic Convention-George McLellan wins with 71.6% of the vote.

1868 Democratic Convention-James E. English wins with 57.7% of the vote.

1872 Liberal Republican Convention-Salmon P. Chase wins with 65.5% of the vote.

1876 Republican Convention-Oliver P. Morton wins with 31.8% of the vote.

1876 Democratic Convention-Samuel J. Tilden wins with 71.0% of the vote.

1880 Republican Convention-Ulysses S. Grant wins with 67.8% of the vote.

[1880 Democratic Convention](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/huzunh/1880_democr

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

I would have a daughter

TSPDT 146, highest ranking 98 in 2006; Director: Leo McCarey; Writer: Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby, Arthur Sheekman, Nat Perrin; Watched May 1st on the Criterion Channel IMDB

68 minutes. An amazing work of staging, choreography, timing and writing that I also found to be funny at times.

I’m calling it out in that order because I completely understand why this was such an influential film. Pulling heavily from Vaudeville routines, there are many different types of humor on display within Duck Soup. The dialog is puntastic at times and heavily sarcastic and witty throughout. There is also significant physical comedy ranging from mimes to a classic routine where two actors are mirroring each other perfectly. There are elaborate musical comedy numbers as well, and the whole thing is mixed together in an unconventional way that could possibly be described as a duck soup of sorts.

The story is that Groucho Marx gets appointed as head of a country on the brink of war and his ineptitude makes the situation worse way faster than anyone expected and right into the war they were trying to avoid. The structure is essentially a madcap comedy with what I assume is the highest ratio of jokes per second on record.

I didn’t laugh all the time at the jokes in Duck Soup, but I sat in awe of the writing and execution of a very difficult comedy to pull off. I was sure that I would never see a comedy as wild and quickly-paced as Ole Olsen’s Hellzapoppin’ but this is certainly a competitor. Also, if you liked this movie but have not seen Hellzapoppin’ I would strongly encourage you to remedy that as quickly as possible. Overall, I really loved Duck Soup and understand why these IRL Looney Tunes have left their permanent mark as entertainers and comedians.

But Bill kept the Windows

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

.

.

.

He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

You officially hit rock bottom

No it doesn't.

And then you will all be sorry.

Now it’s syncing.

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

I will find you. You have my Word.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

“thank you for your cervix.”

...sails are going through the roof.

Made me smile

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

A taxi

But now I stand corrected.

####Meta Information

Character Name: Ser Arthur Oakheart

Starting Title(s): Lord of Old Oak, Knight of the Order of the Green Hand

Age: 21

Physical Description: Long chestnut locks reaching for broad shoulders, joyful deep brown eyes sitting above high cheekbones, a neatly trimmed beard lining a square jaw, and thin lips oft seen wielding a gentle smile, with a lean frame lacking in blemishing marks. The knight’s features are immediately appealing, and he stands tall and full of vigor, solemn yet benign - drawing in and captivating his peers.

Arthur, some might say, is crafted in the image of heroes from ages past, for his true beauty lies not in his striking gifts, but in the way he wields his virtues. His prowess with the sword and gallantry in the face of peril are never woven into boastful anecdotes to regale about; only through deed does he declare them.

Starting Location: Old Oak/Highgarden

Attribute: Strong

Skill Points: 20

Skills:

• Charisma: Leadership

• Martial: Skirmishing

• Combat: Weapon Proficiency (Swords; Polearms), Footwork

Mastery: Duelist

Username: /u/Schwoakheart

Discord Username: Schwongrel

Other Characters: N/A

####Biography

An Heir is Born

The first son to bless the matrimony of Owen Oakheart, the Lord of Old Oak, and his wife, Daeryssa Crane, Arthur was the pride of his House from the moment of his birth, and he would learn at an early age what it meant to be the heir of the richest legacy of chivalry in the Reach.

He was educated under the strict oversight of his father in history, calligraphy, swordsmanship, and manners, and he didn't wait to demonstrate where his talents lay. At every given opportunity, Arthur made for the training yard to spar with squires, stableboys, and a few guardsmen, but not with Old Oak’s household knights, for his father did not allow a green boy to challenge those anointed in the name of the Seven.

That was his first lesson; before growing up to lead, he had to learn his place amongst his betters. Lord Owen wished for his heir to become a Knight of the Green Hand one day, as many Oakhearts before had been, and there was no man better than the order’s senior member, Ser Gyles Merryweather, to groom young Arthur for the role.

When the time came, he was sent

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

Wookie mistake.

Theoretical Fizz-ics

The rare gift of getting into all kinds of trouble is their family trait. The latest cartoons online & series cartoons and highest quality for you. com Holiday & Seasonal Celebrate the promise of Christmas! - Order by Phone 1-800-336-4627 Bob and Larry are preparing for their first Christmas show in Mr. Se en liste over alle de film og serier der er i databasen på DanskeFilmStemmer. Disclaimer: Mar 29, 2017 · Watch full Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas online full HD. Your ultimate source for new movies. The entertainment site where fans come first. Zanuck. Though they have the best intentions, SpongeBob and Patrick are always causing trouble… and plenty of laughs! When he's not at the Krusty Krab grilling up some epic Krabby Patties, SpongeBob can be found jellyfishing with Patrick, blowing bubbles, or annoying his favorite neighbor, Squidward! Ratatouille is another brilliant Pixar outing that features a great story, wonderful animation, a varied cast of talented actors that brings the character to life, and it has some terrific humor. Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002) The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie (2008) (produced 2007) Compilations. DVD Menu 3. TwoMovies (aka 2Movies) is the place where users can watch movies for free. com has everything you need to know about movies online. A boatload of beloved VeggieTales pals embark on Info: Films are cultural artifacts created by specific cultures, which reflect those cultures, and, in turn, affect them. Explore the Wiki Animated Features Explore Disney's rich stories—from the fairest in the land, to the The Megere, also known as the Signore del Bosco, are three witches who live in a cabin in the swamps of Velen. The jester boldly enters the Dark Knight's castle, initially catching his adversaries napping, but when FishFlix is your number one source to buy Christian DVDs and Blu-rays. Maisel" rocks - the money spent on the stunning sets and clothes (runs "The Crown" a close second for sheer sumptuousness), the witty and knowing rapid fire dialogue by a whole troupe of actors clearly having a blast and realising they're into something special (something the public really likes too) and all of it so damn likeable Watch Superbook full episodes from the Emmy nominated animated series on CBN's Superbook Kids website! Our site is a safe place for kids to play free and fun online games, interactive learning games, Bible games, to learn more about the Bible, and grow in their faith! Watch Je

Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark

so I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently.

And conducting himself properly.

An assassin

Crows mostly drank alone.

2021: #82

Total reviewed for this sub: #297

TSPDT 146, highest ranking 98 in 2006; Director: Leo McCarey; Writer: Bert Kalmar, Harry Ruby, Arthur Sheekman, Nat Perrin; Watched May 1st on the Criterion Channel IMDB

68 minutes. An amazing work of staging, choreography, timing and writing that I also found to be funny at times.

I’m calling it out in that order because I completely understand why this was such an influential film. Pulling heavily from Vaudeville routines, there are many different types of humor on display within Duck Soup. The dialog is puntastic at times and heavily sarcastic and witty throughout. There is also significant physical comedy ranging from mimes to a classic routine where two actors are mirroring each other perfectly. There are elaborate musical comedy numbers as well, and the whole thing is mixed together in an unconventional way that could possibly be described as a duck soup of sorts.

The story is that Groucho Marx gets appointed as head of a country on the brink of war and his ineptitude makes the situation worse way faster than anyone expected and right into the war they were trying to avoid. The structure is essentially a madcap comedy with what I assume is the highest ratio of jokes per second on record.

I didn’t laugh all the time at the jokes in Duck Soup, but I sat in awe of the writing and execution of a very difficult comedy to pull off. I was sure that I would never see a comedy as wild and quickly-paced as Ole Olsen’s Hellzapoppin’ but this is certainly a competitor. Also, if you liked this movie but have not seen Hellzapoppin’ I would strongly encourage you to remedy that as quickly as possible. Overall, I really loved Duck Soup and understand why these IRL Looney Tunes have left their permanent mark as entertainers and comedians.

I said, “That makes two of us.”