Artemis Pebdani Puns

Mary Elizabeth Ellis and Artemis Pebdani, here. Our special “Mother, May I Dance with Mary Jane’s Fist: A Lifetone Original Movie For Adult Swim” airs this Sunday at Midnight EST (9p PST or check your listings) on Adult Swim AND live streaming adultswim.com (no log-in needed.)

Watch the trailer here. And now ask us anything!

Proof: https://twitter.com/meellisday/status/948756909502246912

EDIT: Thanks for the questions, hope you have a great holiday break spending time with friends and family eating and drinking your face off. I know that's my plan. If you get a chance, go check out Passengers Dec 21: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sipflRaq2vg

(We stole this sign-off from Chris Pratt's AMA)

Bye Y'all, thanks!

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Just finished binge watching S1 and S2, got to thinking about S3 (renewed! but uncertain timing!) and potential future cast members. I put together a "way too long but it was fun so screw it I did it anyway" list and felt like I would share it here. Maybe it will be a fun discussion. Maybe not.

I'm not worried about whether my post gets a ton of up votes - I just want to see some more WWDITS!

Here is my list, in no particular order:

*Danny John-Jules / Craig Charles / Chris Barrie (Red Dwarf) or

*Nick Frost / Simon Pegg (Shawn of the Dead) or

*Alice Lowe (Darkplace) or

*Eugene Mirman / Bret McKenzie (FOTC) or

*Ali Siddiq / Ari Shaffir (This is not happening) or

*(since Kyle Newachek has been directing/producing maybe Blake Anderson / Adam DeVine / Anders Holm / Maribeth Monroe (Workaholics) or

*literally anyone from Always Sunny (main cast or more minor characters like Artemis Pebdani / David Hornsby / Andrew Friedman / Michael Naughton / EDIT: Tom Sizemore, IMO the best celebrity cameo on the show)

*Stephen Merchant / Ricky Gervais / Martin Freeman / Rainn Wilson / Clark Duke (The Office) or

*Keegan Michael Key for christ's sake, he's hilarious in everything PLEASE can he be the Hellhound? or

*Kristen Wiig / Ng Chin Han / Michael Sheen / Michael K Williams / Marc Evan Jackson / Maya Rudolf (Spoils...) or

*Jason Mantzoukas / Sarah Silverman (The League) or

*Tatiana Maslany (Orphan Black) or

*Nick Offerman (Parks and Rec) or

*Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat) or

*Fred Armisen / Carrie Brownstein / Kumail Nanjiani (Portlandia) or

*Jessica Alba / Rosario Dawson (Sin City) or

*Derek Waters / Katie Nolan / Craig Cackowski (Drunk History) or

*Thomas Lennon / Robert Ben Garant / Cedric Yarbrough (Reno 911) or

*Danny Pudi / Ken Jeong / Jim Rash / John Oliver (Community) or

*Michael C Hall (Dexter) or

*Michael Ian Black (I'm going to reference Stella here because why not) or

* EDIT: Tom Segura or John C Reilly or Rich Fulcher or Patton Oswalt or Leslie Jones or Paul F Tompkins or

*Hugh Laurie / Stephen Fry (Wooster & Jeeves)

*Any surviving member of Monty Python (even, sigh, Eric Idle, who always kind of annoyed me but maybe that was just a result of the writing split they had) who could use a laugh, Michael Palin as an Energy Vampire would be amazing...

So this is a long list. I know this - I just had a lot of fun putting it together. Feel free to add/debate some of my suggestions.

**If I had

Date And Time Sun, Jan 31, 2021, 6:00 PM –

Thu, Feb 4, 2021, 11:00 PM EST

A Zoom Reunion Featuring The Cast and Creatives Behind FXX'S "You're The Worst" to Benefit Feeding America

On-Demand 2/1-2/4

Play-PerView will reunite the principal cast members of FXX’s comedy series “You’re the Worst” with series creator Stephen Falk in Sunday Funday: A “You're The Worst” Reunion. Series stars Todd Robert Anderson (“American Vandal”), Desmin Borges (Amazon's “Utopia,” The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity), Darrell Britt-Gibson (Judas and The Black Messiah), Aya Cash (Amazon’s “The Boys,” Kings), Kether Donohue (Pitch Perfect), Chris Geere (“A Million Little Things”), Allen Maldonado (“The Last O.G.”), Allan McLeod (“Drunk History”), Brandon Mychal Smith (“Four Weddings and a Funeral”), Collette Wolfe ("A.P Bio") and Janet Varney ("Stan Against Evil") will appear in this Play-PerView exclusive event, which will feature Leah Wellbaum, the lead singer of Slothtrust, performing the show's theme song, "7:30AM," , a live-streamed reading of the season two episode “A Rapidly Mutating Virus,” with original performers Sunkrish Bala ("Castle"), BJ Bales ("Bombshell"), Tessa Ferrer ("Catch-22"), Erik Griffin ("Workaholics"), Echo Kellum ("Arrow"), Ambrit Millhouse ("Pretty Little Liars"), Artemis Pebdani ("It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia") and special guest Paul F. Tompkins ("Bajillion Dollar Propertie$") followed by a moderated discussion and Q&A for the audience led by The Hollywood Reporter’s Lesley Goldberg. Additional guests will be announced soon.

Tickets

Ticket proceeds will be donated to Feeding America

Donate $100 or more and receive a special limited edition gift.

Donate $500 or more and recive an inivtation to the rehearsal on the afternoon of the event and a guaranteed question asked to the panel during the event in addition to our special commerative gift.

Viewing link will be sent the day of the event.

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

I would have a daughter

But Bill kept the Windows

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

You officially hit rock bottom

No it doesn't.

And then you will all be sorry.

Now it’s syncing.

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

I will find you. You have my Word.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

“thank you for your cervix.”

...sails are going through the roof.

Made me smile

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

A taxi

But now I stand corrected.

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

Wookie mistake.

Theoretical Fizz-ics

Watch "Godmothered" Movie official trailer:

***"Godmothered" Movie Disney***

"Godmothered" is an American fantasy comedy film directed by Sharon Maguire.

The starring cast includes Jillian Bell, Isla Fisher, Erica Parks, Jane Curtin, Mary Elizabeth Ellis, Santiago Cabrera, June Squibb, Stephnie Weir, Utkarsh Ambudkar, Artemis Pebdani and others.

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