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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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I broke up with my girlfriend because she believes in horoscopes...

I’m never dating an Aries again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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If you’re ever in prison, watch out for guy named Mitochondria.

He’s the powerhouse of the cell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DummGhahrr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Ideas for months of the year puns?

Hi, could someone help me out with puns for the months of the year? January was Jan-new-ary, February was Feb-boo-ary, etc.

Just April would be great and if possible, the rest of the year

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Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?

Aries: Yes Taurus: Yes Gemini: Yes Cancer: Yes Leo: No Virgo: Yes Libra: Yes Scorpio: Yes Sagittarius: Yes Capricorn: Yes Aries: Yes Pieces: Yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Month puns

Help, I need a name pun for February. December was Decemburr, Jan-NEW-ary, etc...thanks in advance

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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What kind of cake did the Japanese employer give to her employee as gratitude for her work at her company?

An ari-gateau.

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Where do farmers go when they get sick?

the in-FARM-ary

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