Arby's Puns

A list of puns related to "Arby's"

What do you call an Arby's cook who leaves to work for McDonald's?

An Arbitrator.

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👤︎ u/Kielbasa_Crotch_Kid
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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Dadjoked in the Arby's drive though.

The cashier says "It's $19.97," and my husband responded "I'm pretty sure it's 2014." Groans were had by myself, our son, and the cashier, while my husband cackled gleefully.

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👤︎ u/poptart88
📅︎ Sep 27 2014
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Dad got us at Arby's today

Coming out of the restroom, says "You see that? Scared the shit right outta me!" Cue groans from everyone.

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👤︎ u/kbyyru
📅︎ May 30 2015
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Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast food restaurant from miles away?

He leads the league in Arby eyes.

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👤︎ u/JiminyKirket
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?

Arby's.

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👤︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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what do you call a restaurant for pirates?

ARRRBY'S

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👤︎ u/betaPoltergeist
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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My friend asked if there where any restaurant names that started with "R"

I suggested Arbys and the teamspeak went quiet.

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👤︎ u/tommyl1998
📅︎ Feb 28 2016
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Pad your repertoire with these
  1. ARBITRAITOR A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's
  2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage.
  3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through
  4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do
  5. EYEDROPPER Clumsy ophthalmologist
  6. CONTROL A short, ugly inmate.
  7. COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
  8. ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living.
  9. LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
  10. HEROES What a man in a boat does
  11. PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower
  12. PARADOX Two physicians
  13. PHARMACIST A helper on a farm
  14. POLARIZE What penguins see through
  15. PRIMATE Remove your spouse from in front of TV
  16. RELIEF What trees do in the spring
  17. RUBERNECK What you do to relax your wife
  18. SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does
  19. SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official
  20. PARADIGMS 20 cents
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👤︎ u/David_Crockett
📅︎ Feb 13 2014
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What is a pirates favorite restaurant?

Arrrrrrrrrrby's

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👤︎ u/penguinator13
📅︎ Jan 19 2014
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My dad just e-mailed me a list of definitions:

  1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

  2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

  3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

  4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

  5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

  6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

  7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

  8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

  9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

  10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

  11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

  12. PARADOX: Two physicians

  13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

  14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

  15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

  16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

  17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

  18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

  19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

  20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

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👤︎ u/SnideRemarkDept
📅︎ Aug 17 2013
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