I feel Victorian.
Husband: No let's not, I feel baroque.
...as they are browsing they come across a suit of armor. The son asks his Dad "How much does that cost?". To which his Dad replies "$2500". His son looks shocked, "For a knight?!" "No, son. You get to keep it forever".
Itβs a small world.
A retirement home
She denies it, but Iβm sticking to my guns.
I got shafted.
Itβs about time.
They kept causing Model T wrecks.
An antique
But it might make you buy curios.
It's pretty light
After this, he chair-ished it for life.
It really means the world to me.
The wife and I both to proceed how we like the look of it, and the wife mentions how she likes the lack of a rooster on top.
To which I reply "Of course dear, no one likes a cock swinging around in the breeze".
Drop the vase.
He just said, "Oh you know. Same old, same old."
They didn't.
He says they help pass the time.
He would talk about them for hours
.....I've done some research on it and as it turns out, it's from the 1850's and was used in some rich guys home to chop up citrus fruits for desserts and cakes etc.
My wife thinks it's boring, she says "it's just an antique lime axe".
I was just looking for an old timer.
He turned to me, gave a knowing smile and said; 'Don't worry - it gets lighter when you put some candles in it.'
He's the best.
I hope it's not a wind up.
Rome-antique person.
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
So my dad and I were walking down the waterfront after getting fish and chips, and we walked past an antique shop. We hadn't been to this area in a while.
Dad: It's been ages since I've been in there.
Me: Well they don't have anything new.
Needless to say he had a chuckle.
I think they would make a great addition to my world cups and super bowls.
I've seen a fish and chip shop called Fishcoteque and a kebab shop called Abrakebabra. But what would be a good name for a Nazi memorabilia/antique shop?
Suggestions gratefully received!
(Equiry purely out of interest, no plans on opening one!)
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
cuz my antique honda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
Son to don cheadle: dad, make me a cappuccino, i need the energy for basketball tryouts.
Don cheadle to son: (boops him on head) ok, voila, you're a cappuccino!
Edit: I accidentally an e in the title
He was stealing my highly collectible antique board games, and I must have surprised him, because he threw one at my head. Just before I was knocked unconcious, I saw my Life flash before my eyes.
I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:
- New Navy
- Half Foods
- Over Armor
- Paper Clips
- 49 Cent Store
- Seniors R Us (really old stuff like antiques)
- Tom & Harry's Sporting Goods
- Pier 99 Exports
- Yankee Light Bulb
- O.M.G. Monday's
- Due Pizza (It's Italian, not Spanish)
- Rhode Island Closets (they are very small)
- Open Space (think about it)
We were at an antique tractor show at a farm museum (Yes, we live in Maine) and my wife looks over at a table with 2 woman judging the tractor pull.
"That woman in the pink shirt works at the Walmart pharmacy."
So I follow up with
"Well, I guess she has a thing for FARMS."
Wife gave me a look of "Well yeah..." followed by disgust once she realized I meant Farms and Pharms.
Old guys playing baseball.
-or-
Antique beverage containers.
A few days ago, I was with family and Aunt #1 was showing me a book about antique stamps for collectors and the many thousands of dollars some of them cost. When she talked about her stamp collection, I said "That's a sticky habit."
Aunt #2 groaned and said, "What are you? Uncle R (her husband)?"
A few minutes later, I told her, "It's okay. You can address your resentment of stamp-related puns to me. I'm not afraid. [walking to edge of the room] I can take a licking right here in this corner if I have to! C'mon, go postal on me!"
Visiting her parents cottage where her dad has a large collection of antique cans, she pointed out a shelf with some antique cans I hadn't seen before.
Me: "Oh, are those new cans?"
Gf: "no, they're old cans!"
She's ready to be a dad.
My mom asked my grandpa as a greeting, "What's new?"
His responded: "No, everything here is old."
He owns and runs an antique store.
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Got momjoke'd by my girlfriend's mom while visiting them. Found it in an antique store.
Dad and I watching antiques roadshow and a model of Buckingham palace made of matchsticks comes on. Dad: "I didn't know they built it out of matchsticks, I thought it was bricks."
It's a small world
Itβs a small world.
Itβs a small world.
Itβs a small world.
She says it's not true, but I'm sticking to my guns!
Itβs a small world.
It's a small world!
She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns
She denies it, but Iβm sticking to my guns.
Itβs a small world.
But Iβm sticking to my guns.
Itβs a small world.
