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I've got a group of about 12 people who like to play boardgames and we're trying to find a place that can accommodate such a large group. We are probably going to play on Saturdays or Sundays during slow hours and would prefer to do it in a pub or restaurant so we can eat and drink while we play.
Can anyone suggest a good place? Thanks!
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Well I'm happy and a little surprised most things have resolved a little more than 24hrs after they started. I guess this is the benefit of people working on your behalf behind the scenes.
Also wanted to thank all of those who engaged on the last post. I appreciated the support and knew you'd understand my venting. RIP the inbox...but I did read everything and you all are the best reddit community. Not a single troll, which I think might be a Reddit miracle.
So onto the update. I'm writing this with a pot of hot tea and recommend you do the same....this is going to be long.
Well well well.... all of your guts were right. A broken water heater making a family of 5 need alternative housing was fishy...
Especially since Dave doesn't even have a water heater. It was all a lie!
(cue all of you going I KNEW IT)
So here's the deal....
Dave sold his house 6 months ago and him and his wife (Shelly) have been trying to buy a bigger home ever since. They're right now, as I type this, already in a hotel with their kids. They have plenty of hot water.
I can imagine all of you nodding your heads up and down saying yep yep yep yep yep. I knew you guys wanted an update because the water heater excuse sounded bullshit.
So here it is...seriously get yourself some tea...
So my sister is in another time zone and has a few hours on me. She apparently has been working on finding out about Dave. Her husband used to moonlight as a PI in grad school and she has a preternatural ability of finding details about people. She's a little creep in a good way. She also has a social media presence where I do not.
I gave her Dave's full real name and things I knew about him (like an address I had for him and names of his wife and the two kids I know). She went to town.
She told me that his home went on the market about 6mo ago and sold pretty quick for a ton more than what it was bought for years ago. It's a sellers market and it was a huge sale.
I was like......oh that's so interesting.
She then went to say that she looked around in the city and surrounding towns and couldn't find him buying any other property. That it looked like his house sold for $$$$ but that's it.
So I then texted my two friends from yesterday. I told them what my sister found. That it looks like Dave sold his house and doesn't actually have a water heater problem because he doesn't have a water heater.
My friends were like....wtf.
So one of the two friends (Allison) got in touc
... keep reading on reddit โกI want to ask them to stop since having dozens of non residents using our elevators and amenities doesn't seem like a great idea during a time for quarantine but wanted to see if any other buildings have stopped these type of events. Anyone have and feedback?
Safe and Effective.
My (25F) good friend (26F) who we'll call Kaye lost her boyfriend of only one month. They were friends for about a year before they started dating, and the relationship only lasted a month before he died. Without going into the details, it was a very horrible and traumatic death so Kaye was naturally traumatized and afterwards just seemed shut down emotionally. It's been several months now and she's still behaving like a zombie - we happen to work together and while she's working competently, she acts like some cold robot, and even made a comment recently about her late boyfriend as if he was still alive. Obviously, she knows that he isn't, but she isn't processing this at all and has dismissed my urging to get therapy over this. Itโs hard to see her this way when she's young, incredibly gorgeous (she used to model even), and honestly wasting her life, grieving for a month-long relationship after several months have gone by.
My boyfriend has a good friend, Steve, who we both agree would get along really well with Kaye. He's good-looking, charismatic, and several of his interests line up with Kaye's. He knows of her but they had never properly met or been introduced, and he was also interested in getting to know her. I tried asking Kaye at work if she would be amenable to dating again and she just kind of stared at me for a moment, looking a little horrified even, and then changed the subject.. So, my boyfriend and I thought we would invite Kaye out and also invite Steve without telling Kaye. This was NOT an attempted double date. We simply wanted them to meet and see if anything clicked. Kaye actually seemed to be in a better mood that day. She seemed a little reluctant when I invited her out with my boyfriend and I, but ultimately agreed. We met up at a bar and when she showed up, I introduced her to Steve, and she just kind of froze. While we chatted, she remained really cold, excused herself, and then never came back. Steve was hurt and Kaye was ignoring my texts asking what happened. The next day, another friend of hers was berating us for trying to set Kaye up knowing that she wasn't ready to date. He claimed that Kaye told him that she had gone and cried in the bathroom. Kaye also messaged me days later going off on me for trying to set her up. I tried to defend myself, explaining that I was not setting her up and simply trying to get her to meet someone new, that this was not a double date and would have just been a group of friends hanging out. S
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โDad, I think someone is waiting outside,โ Ceralla announced as he emerged from the bedroom.
โYeah, you could say thatโฆโ he replied, thankful that the windows were one way. โLetโs get up quickly, I have a feeling I know what they want.โ
โWhatโs going on James?โ Lafalla asked groggily.
โIt appears the religious side of the town has remembered about us as we thought they would, though they haven't knockedโฆ yet,โ he explained as he began to quickly make their breakfast.
It didnโt take them too long to eat with the prospect of visitors in the back of their minds, and with the exception of Vency who had elected to sleep in after she had tired herself out the day before, they were all ready to greet their guests in ten minutes. With a deep breath, James opened the door.
โGreetings Dragonslayer, Blessed One, and her Mother, I am the head acolyte of the Temple of the Goddess, Flayra, and these are my two tending sisters, Ireleaโrah and Selaylea. We have waited a long time to speak with you,โ a noticeably older woman told him, with a Dryad and a silver haired Elf flanking her. They were all in almost matching dresses featuring a heavy floral theme, and they held themselves in a dignified, yet somehow submissive posture.
โGreetings Flayra, Ireleaโrah, and Selaylea, how may we help you?โ James asked.
โWe had agreed that up until this point we would give the Blessed One time to grow, and now we wish to speak with her. We managed to ask the Goddess a few things in her recent visit, but there is much we wish to ask the two of you,โ Flayra explained.
โIโm going to be honest with you, she may speak to us on occasion, but we donโt know that much about her,โ James half told the truth.
โI think you underestimate what your interactions with her signify. Would you come to the temple with us please?โ
โSure, just a few moments please,โ James replied as he put his shoes on.
โOf course Dragonsla
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---Revanchism---
---Victorโs Perspective---
โPick it up!โ I say incredulously at Mouse, whoโs just dropped her dead firearm on the ground in front of her.
โDonโt separate yourself from your firearm just because itโs useless currently! Pick it up and put it back in the holster I gave you!โ
Fuck!
Maybe I should have put her last in succession?!
Sheโs so smart that I forget how thoroughly bookish her intelligence is!
I holster my shotgun at my back and hear that, ever so satisfying, analogue *click* of it locking into place.
I draw my plasma-falchion. I should have nearly a metre of edge, superheated to thousands of degreesโฆ I click the ignitionโฆ what I have is a lump of metal(!)โฆ I test the edgeโฆ a sharpish lump of metal(!)
Then I hear a mass of sibilance and gutturals coming from behind meโฆ Fuck! Hassi doesnโt speak English! Of course she doesnโt! She only encountered Terrans weeks agoโฆ even a Human couldnโt learn a language quite that fast! Plus, sheโd probably learn Hindi if she were going to learn anything.
We lucked out that everyone else speaks my first language. I know itโs the closest thing to a Terran lingua franca there is but not every Terran speaks it!
โYou three!โ I say addressing those who arenโt SOs but do speak English โNew plan: Find somethinโ youโre happy usinโ as a bludgeon. I think thereโre some railing posts in that crate over there. Just get somethinโ youโre happier with than bare hands! When youโre done rearming, I want Mage and Mouse guardinโ Starboard side door and Cookie and Hassi on Port! Youโre gonna take anyone that gets past me, Samus and Tuun. Donโt let even one get into the ship!โ
Turning to Hassi I try to remember enough Galactic Basic to say โFollow friends find thing for hit. Go Krish after.โ while backing it up with Human adapted Galactic Basic Sign Languageโฆ she seems to understandโฆ
โSamus! Youโre taking point! I want you in the middle of the room, controlling the space with that greatsword! Iโll be backing you up to your right, Tuun will take your left.โ Samus draws 150cm of blade from her hip and stands it next to herse
... keep reading on reddit โกI don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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Hello and welcome back to another update on the Stellaris AI. This is Guido again. Today Iโm here with my fellow human Offe who also enjoys doing organic things. Like generating energy through processing photosynthesised light in the form of matter via ingestion. I like bacon and ice cream. Everybody likes bacon and ice cream. So Offe, please, take it from here.
Hello, it is me, Offe!
Iโm a 28 cycles old Human manufactured and operated up here in the north. Iโve worked here at the Arctic office for two years and recently joined the Custodian team as a junior programmer. Guido and I have previously worked on other projects together and he has taught me a lot about game development, but most importantly I learned some tips on how to improve my diplomatic interaction protocols. Where I would often use phrases like โitโs an absolute disasterโ, he would instead prefer โThis is pretty good, but it can be even better!โ. This may prove to be important later on.
I would like to say Thank You to all the people out there who took time playing on the open beta and provided us with feedback and bug reports. If you ever find the AI in a situation where it is doing something strange, please bug report and most importantly attach save games, it helps tremendously! For example, two separate issues were found and addressed with the new job changes.
And lastly, this dev diary will contain older changes and screenshots that were made long before the beta, but also new changes which were not part of the beta, meaning that you still have some new changes waiting for you in the 3.3 release.
I will start with this change since it will also directly affect players and not only AI!
How it used to work:
Each time something important would happen on a planet, such as a pop is grown, a district/building gets constructed or an upgrade finishes, eve
... keep reading on reddit โกThe nurse asked the rabbit, โwhat is your blood type?โ
โI am probably a type Oโ said the rabbit.
Hi RedPill Ladies! I just wanted to share some thoughts and observations concerning my boyfriend and my decision to be honest with him about my desires.
We're in our late teens/early twenties, and we've been dating for almost six months. Now, from the beginning of our relationship, I was (relatively) upfront about what I wanted. Honestly, I kind of surprised myself, because I normally do not have that much guts when it comes to expressing my feelings directly. I guess even from the beginning I had confidence in him, and he's very sweet and understanding...and sooo handsome. But anyway, my honesty started out as a gradual process. I didn't go from 0-I want to be a housewife in one sitting. I did little things, like 'confessing' to him that I preferred it when he made big decisions, even though I also wanted to be consulted. I told him how much I admire him, and how attractive his take-charge attitude is (and ladies, let me tell you, it is so attractive that I'm blushing right now just thinking about it).
He was definitely amenable to all of this. He had his moments of being delightfully 'old-fashioned', such as his insistence that he pay for dates and small gifts for me, his protectiveness and concern for my safety, and his all-around gentleness with me, but I still wasn't sure where exactly he stood on the kind of traditional relationship that I desired, where the man is the Captain and his wife is the first mate. A lot of men/boys in my age group aren't exactly mature or interested in that kind of relationship, which is understandable, especially since we're all growing up in an era where traditionalism is frowned upon. But I was honest from the beginning, and more direct than I thought I was capable of.
One thing that made me worry was when we started discussing children. I told him that I wanted to be married before I have children, and he reacted with some surprise, saying that he hadn't expected that from me. I was irrationally worried for a bit, but then he said he understood, and it was a sensible decision. Still, I wasn't 100% convinced that we were on the same page, but by then, I was falling in love so I decided to continue expressing what I wanted.
So, I told him I wanted to be a housewife. And if anything can scare away a 22 year old man, that certainly can lmao. I think I was pretty reasonable about it. I talked about wanting time for family, wanting the chance to take care of a house and kids without worrying about any stressful jobs.
... keep reading on reddit โกAs is almost always the case when a new system challenges an established paradigm, the existing powers-that-be will naturally not abandon their gravy trains without a fight. Further, apart from these external threats, there are internal, self-created risks that can emerge as the new system transitions from upstart newcomer to becoming the new dominant paradigm itself.
In order to prompt discussion about how to overcome and protect against certain existential threats Brave, Inc. and BAT may face in the years to come, I am posting a series on five major risks I see from a top-down, macro perspective. As a society, it would be preferable for the Brave model to succeed, lest we become doomed to a life of eternal asymmetric information exploitation. If you have any ideas about how these threats can be mitigated, please share.
Existential Risk No. 1 โ Capture-and-Kill.
One of the most significant risks I see is the classic buy-and-kill strategy, or variation thereof. Buy-and-neuter? If I were Google, Microsoft, or any one of a dozen top media conglomerates, you can bet I would be thinking hard about how to capture Brave, Inc. Convertible-debt financing? Warrant plays? I would have our bankers calling the Brave team offering cash and loans up the wazoo, in the hopes of getting a piece of the equity and decision-making pie. If the leaders at the top were not amenable, then we would work the junior execs as part of a long game.
I understand Brave, Inc. wishes to remain private. That is good. Ideally, if all goes well, Brave, Inc. will be one of the first companies in the next 5-7 years that goes โpublicโ via an entirely new crypto ownership structure, which would ideally be less vulnerable to the questionable games allowed by the regulators of our current equity markets (naked shorting/synthetic shares, cellar boxing, PnDing on vulnerable retail investors, stop-loss harvesting, etc.).
As Brave fans, we should all be aware that the pressure is only going to grow as Brave, Inc. gets bigger, to sell its soul, as countless companies have done before it. This is where faith and trust in the Brave, Inc. leadership comes in. We should be rooting for them to maintain their vision and integrity as the road gets tougher, because it will.
Existential Risk No. 2 โ Dilution and/or Substitution, a la BAT 2.0.
It is tempting to believe that there will forever be precisely 1.5 billion BAT, and that these BAT will always be fungible with the original BAT. I
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Chapter 16: The Subject of Negotiations
Chapter 17: Secrets
Chapter 18: A Chat with Siuan
The doctor says it terminal.
Inspired by this thread I thought a very casual plan might be of some use. I'm socially awkward, lots of ppl in that thread are, and prob more of you reading this as well.
Alone for xmas? Bit of an outsider, awkward, isolated, etc?
How about we all be awkward together. No pressure. We can catch the 5.15pm showing of The Matrix at central - if we hover around the entrance we might congeal into a definitive group or something and if you feel super awkward you don't even have to join the group and watch it alone, just know you're in a theatre with other weirdos. :)
After the movie whoever is up for it can wander through chinatown, lots of places stay open - dumplings are forever.
I'm using a throwaway account bc I'm flakey as all hell and I don't want the responsibility. I just figured there's enough of us in the same boat to at least kick it off. No dms I prob won't respond. But if this showing doesn't work comment on which would!
EDIT: just to further annoy the grinches, I'm not a dude and this'd be an inclusive gathering including that you don't have to be awkward or anxious to join in. :)
EDIT 2: pls don't DM me, this is super informal and even I might flake - just show up!
EDIT 3 WITH A VENGEANCE: THE ROUGH PLAN:
Suggestions welcome! I'm not an event planner and am working this out as I go. :)
EDIT 4: unlike Highlanders, there can be more than one - if you can't make xmas/have an idea for a NYE meetup, post a sep thread (so it doesn't get more confusing here)!
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
I guess my question isโฆ.sell his character for me?
Donโt get me wrong, heโs an extremely well-written character, but Iโm confused how heโs the favorite character for so many.
I understand the dynamic of the man of science verses the man of faith which was great. As the seasons progress however, Iโm just wondering how he can still be so likeable?
Iโd like to list why heโs not a favorite of mine and Iโd love a healthy debate in the comments as to why you like him. I donโt want any bad blood or problems like that. Simply put - sell me on his character. What am I missing?
Here are my thoughts: Season 1 Locke is fantastic. Walkabout is obviously a favorite episode. I do partially blame him for leaving out crucial information to Jack when Boone was in jeopardy, even if Boone was going to die anyway. Despite this, I believe his character was great in season 1.
In the flashbacks for season 2, I find it hard to feel sorry for him because he continually gets involved with his dad who he knows is evil. Even if Locke thinks his dad has had a change of heart, why would you ever trust him again - no matter how much money is in it for you? He grows more obsessed as well.
On island, he seems more interested in the mystery of the hatch instead of helping save the castaways who are under possible threat of the Others. He continually gets conned by โHenryโ over and over.
I think season 3 puts it perfectly with the โyou are amenable for coercionโ line. Locke continues to get used, but at what point do we blame him? He puts himself in this situations where heโs simply too trusting. He just never learns. His backstory is tragic, but on rewatches I canโt help but feel similar to how I feel about some of Kateโs flashbacks. Kate runs. Locke gets conned. Repeat.
Season 3 is when I completely lost love for his character. He blows up the Flame, he continues to lie to Sayid/Kate regarding the C4, he blows up the submarine. (In season 1 he knocks out Sayid when heโs trying to triangulate a signal). Yes, I understand the island is special. HOWEVER, I believe itโs NOT Lockeโs place to keep everyone trapped there. Thatโs not his decision to make and I think itโs selfish. He kills Naomi because of his vision of Walt and believes Ben about the freighter folk (despite Ben having SHOT him). Yes, the mercenaries were there for Ben. So what? Whatโs that to Locke?
Continuing with season 4, Locke finally holds Ben at gun point and makes the comment to Claire about โWhat if one of th
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