A list of puns related to "Alexandra Krosney"
Meaning I want them to bring her back. That's all. Just wanted to put that out there. I know it would be weird but still I'd love to see it happen.
I never liked that they replaced her after season one. Now that Amanda Fuller has completely let herself go, what can we do to have her re-cast with the original actress?
"Are they from the future too?" -Ellie
"Jughead" kicks off with a flashback to the day when Penny (Sonya Walger) gave birth to her and Desmond's (Henry Ian Cusick) son, Charlie (Marvin DeFreitas). It then cuts forward to the Hume family arriving in England. Desmond heads to Oxford, but discovers there is no record of Daniel Faraday (Jeremy Davis) or his mother ever having worked there. Desmond discovers Oxford covered everything involving Faraday up because one of his experiments went wrong and mentally incapacitated a woman named Theresa Spencer (Sarah Farooqui). It turns out Charles Widmore (Alan Dale) was funding all of Faraday's research. Desmond gets Faraday's mother address in Los Angeles from Widmore, but decides to quit his quest to focus on his family. Penny refuses to allow this and they set sail for Los Angeles.
On the Island, the remaining background survivors of Oceanic 815 are killed by land mines and Daniel, Charlotte (Rebecca Mader) and Miles (Ken Leung) are all captured by a group of Others, led by Ellie (Alexandra Krosney). They are brought to the Others' camp, where they are questioned by Richard (Nestor Carbonell) who mentions a hydrogen bomb being on the Island. Daniel pretends he and the others are scientists here to retrieve and defuse the bomb. Ellie escorts him to have a look at the bomb and discovers it is cracked. Daniel tells Ellie they need to bury the bomb and reveals he is from the future.
Locke (Terry O'Quinn), Sawyer (Josh Holloway), and Juliet (Elizabeth Mithchell) have two Others captured, one of which is revealed to be a young Charles Widmore (Tom Connolly). When the other Other agrees to take them to Richard, Widmore kills him and escapes. Locke tracks Widmore to the camp. Sawyer and Juliet go off to rescue Daniel, while Locke strolls into camp demanding to talk to Richard.
Richard has never met Locke at this point in his life and refuses to answer most of Locke's questions about how to leave the Island and doesn't believe that Locke ends up being the leader of the Others. Locke tells Richard to visit him when he is born in 2 years, but before Locke can get any further, there is another flash. Locke, Charlotte, Miles, Faraday, Sawyer, and Juliet all reunite, but Charlotte collapses due to effects from the flashing.
What Works:
The on-Island storylines are really exciting in this episode. Right off the bat, we get a hilarious scene of the final Oceanic 815 background characters getting blown up.
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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