A list of puns related to "Aleksandrs Grฤซns"
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
Theyโre on standbi
It really does, I swear!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Latvian is a very peculiar language. We can't declense words without certain qualities/rules in the word itself, so we have to ''Latvianise'' foreign names to make them make sense in our language. Here's all of NBA players! It took some time, but it's coronoffseason, so it's ok!
You can google all at least kinda relevant NBA player latvian versions and you will get results. Latvian journalists took care of the proof.
Thanks to the polish guy from whom I drew inspirtation!
Edit: Here are some latvian kids saying some!
Atlantas ''Hawks'' (Atlanta Hawks)
Trฤ Jangs (Trae Young)
Dลผefs Tฤซgs (Jeff Teague)
Brendons Gudvins (Brandon Goodwin)
Kevins Herters (Kevin Huerter) โ
Treivons Greiems (Treveon Graham)
Deandrฤ Hanters (De'Andre Hunter)
Deandrฤ Bembrijs (DeAndre' Bembry)
Kems Rediลกs (Cam Reddish)
ฤฤrlijs Brauns (Charlie Brown)
Dลพons Kolinss (John Collins)
Vinss Kฤrters (Vince Carter)
Klints Kapela (Clint Capela)
Deveins Dedmons (Dewayne Dedmon)
Skals Labisijฤ (Skal Labissiere)
Bruno Fernando (Bruno Fernando)
Deimians Dลพounss (Damian Jones)
Bostonas ''Celtics'' (Boston Celtics)
Kemba Vokers (Kemba Walker)
Markuss Smฤrts (Marcus Smart)
Breds Vanameikers (Brad Wanamaker)
Treimonts Voters (Tremont Waters)
Karsens Edvardss (Carsen Edwards)
Romeo Lengfords (Romeo Langford)
Dลพeilens Brauns (Jaylen Brown)
Dลพavonte Grฤซns (Javonte Green)
Dลพeisons Teitums (Jason Tatum)
Roberts Viljamss Treลกais (Robert Williams III)
Gordons Heivards (Gordon Hayward)
Grants Viljamss (Grant Williams)
Semi Odลพeleje (Semi Ojeleye)
Daniels Teiss (Daniel Theis)
Eness Kanters (Enes Kanter)
Roberts Viljamss (Robert Williams)
Tako Fols (Tacko Fall)
Vinsents Porijฤ (Vincent Poirier)
Bruklinas ''Nets'' (Brooklyn Nets)
Kairijs ฤrvings (Kyrie Irving)
Spensers Dinvidijs (Spencer Dinwiddie)
Gerets Templs (Garrett Temple)
Kriss ฤioza (Chris Chiozza)
Dลพeremaija Martins (Jeremiah Martin)
Teo Pinsons (Theo Pinson)
Kariss Leverts (Caris LeVert)
Dลพo Heriss (Joe Harris)
Toreans Prinss (Taurean Prince)
Dลพanans Musa (Dzanan Musa)
Timotฤ Luvavu Kabaro (Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot)
Rodions Kurucs (Rodions Kurucs) LAT
Vilsons ฤendlers (Wilson Chandler)
Nikolass Klekstons (Nicolas Claxton)
Kevins Durents (Kevin Durant)
Dลพarets Alens (Jarrett Allen)
Deandrฤ Dลพordans (DeAndre Jordan)
ล arlotes ''Hornets'' (
... keep reading on reddit โกItโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐ Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
โBOOMโ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didnโt work.
free
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
A happy Uncle.....
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
Iโd never seen him be 4.
Nothing, it just waved
Ice-olation.
She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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