I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....

Neil before me

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I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon...

"Well…" he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."

"And he won?" I said.

"Well, no…" he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk."

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Did you guys hear that Buzz Aldrin broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't giving him enough space.

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I asked my dad what Buzz Aldrin said when they landed on the moon?

He said "there's no way a cow is jumping over this".

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When I met Buzz Aldrin, I asked him "How was space?"

He replied "It's still there". Buzz is a total dad.

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What does Buzz Aldrin use to keep his house warm?

A space heater!

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ARMSTRONG: I can’t find the milk for my coffee.

ALDRIN: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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I am buzz Aldrin, second man to walk on the moon...

Neil before me.

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Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon...

Neil before him.

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Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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im buzz Aldrin,second man on the moon

Neil before me!

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I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well..." he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."

"And he won?" I asked.

"Well, no..." he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well..." he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door."

"Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we toss for it."

"And he won?" I said.

"Well, no." he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the jerk."

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