A list of puns related to "Again Kasargod Khader Bhai"
In BB13 Asim and Siddharth were having an argument but S brought Asim's father in it and kept using him derogatorily again and again then 4th or 5th time it happened Asim lost his patience said the same to S but on WKW Selmon bashed A for it citing S's father has passed away, the thing is A didn't know about it and he immediately apologized but according to Selmon bhau "You are allowed to only abuse someone's parents if they're alive" either both is wrong or both is right but to Selmon bhau he needed a logic to bring down Asim.
In BB14 Rubina was having hard time sleeping because Arshi kept speaking loudly at night so Rubina said she won't go to sleep until Arshi shuts up but for some reason Selmon took this issue and turned it into something else he said "Rubina you are so lucky some people sleeps on road they don't have a bed" but isn't this the Selmon who drunk drove and killed people sleeping on pavement? And got away by bribing politicians and he is the one giving lecture huh.
He is like Indian OJ Simpson and should pay for his crimes.
People close to Salman Khan feel letting go of Reshma last year was one of the worst decisions of his life as she was one of those people who would give her honest suggestions unlike his present associates who just give a nod to everything he decides. βShe always told him like it was, but now heβs surrounded with yes-men who simply agree with everything he says. He needs Reshma Shetty to manage his career decisions,β reveals a close friend of the actor in a conversation with Deccan Chronicle.
Furthermore, if reports are to be believed, the actor is willing to let go of the bitter past and reconcile with Reshma. In fact the managerβs company, Matrix, is also planning to once again handle the actor and take charge of his career.
Only time will tell if thereβs any truth to these reports but all we can hope is the actor to come with a blockbuster project soon and shut all the haters.
Source : https://www.koimoi.com/bollywood-news/post-inshallah-row-salman-khan-to-reunite-with-his-ex-manager-reshma-shetty/amp/
https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/delhi/vote-us-to-rid-delhi-of-shaheen-bagh-amit-shah-6235594/
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
As if Mr. Azizβs attempt of Ms. Nidaβs character assassination based on a made-up story was not good enough, in this section he uses the statement of an anonymous individual to support his negative feeling about her. This section obviously does not merit any response. However, I have a few questions for the writer and the readers.
Ms. Nida did not care about her βhonorβ and has put her life in jeopardy to come out with the truth. She went against all odds to seek justice, stand up for herself and against the Mafia. Pulling such a feat is not an easy task for a woman belonging to the background of the prevalent honor culture. It gets even more difficult when you are a member of the Ahmadiyya community and also being from the prominent Mirza family. What is the excuse of these anonymous individuals lurking in the dark to attack Ms. Nidaβs character? Can't they just show up with evidence and destroy her case swiftly with a firm hand? Ahmadiβs like Mr. Aziz will be giving these people a shoulder ride in joy. The so-called devoted Ahmadis will be cheering. What is their excuse to stay anonymous? What are they afraid of if their stories are not just made up?
Did the Khalifa Fail to Initiate an Investigation?
βJustice delayed is justice deniedβ. As it has been established earlier that the Khalifa did not even ask the plaintiff to submit her evidence. The delay in response reached to a point that Ms. Nida had to force her evidence on him.
The part of the conversation below is also sufficient to understand the type of investigation that was initiated by the Khalifa.
>27:50 Mirza Masroor (Urdu): Pahli dafa tumne usi waqt hi jub tumne, jub mere ilm main aya tha to us waqt maine keh diyaa ke tumhare pe bare ghanaone ilzaam hain unki islaah karo.
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>Mirza Masroor (English): The first time was when you raised this. When it came to my knowledge at that time I said that there are horrific allegations against you, reform yourself.
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>28:03 Mirza Masroor (Urdu): Achha. Tumhari investigation tumhare mutabiq karni hai ya apne mutabiq kerna hai.
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>Mirza Masroor (English): *
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
This was Bipasha at 20, just before her Bollywood debut.
Love how chilled out and grounded she is, and open about everything.
Also don't miss how she was approached by Jaya to play a "dusky village" girl against AB Jr for his debut and when the story changed the heroine became Bebo, and Bipasha was offered a role against Jackie Shroff.
Until Kangana spoke up, nepotism wasn't even questioned.
Source: https://www.rediff.com/movies/1999/sep/23bipa.htm
'Once you enter films, your private life becomes a joke'
Sukanya Verma
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Getting an appointment with her was nothing short of a Herculean task. After numerous phone calls and leaving messages, we were on the verge of giving up. But finally, our persistence paid off and we fixed up a meeting with Bipasha Basu*. The dusky beauty, one of the most successful models in the country, is now stepping into tinsel town.*
Winner of the Godrej Cinthol Supermodel contest in 1996, Bipasha has catwalked for all leading Indian designers, besides featuring in several popular commercials and in the Sonu Nigam video, Tu*.*
Meeting Bipasha was definitely worth all the trouble. She comes across as a person who has her head well on her shoulders. Sans make up, dressed in a simple white lucknowi salwar-kurta, Bipasha still looked gorgeous. After exchanging a few pleasantries, we settled down for a chat.
Tell me where are you from? And what does your name mean?
Well, I was born in Delhi and grew up in Calcutta. And now my base is Bombay. So you see, I have lived in three metros. Bipasha means deep dark desire (with a naughty grin).
Did you always want to be a model?
Never! I actually wanted to be a doctor. But doing all those horrid rat dissections made me faint (laughs). I studied science till the 12th standard and later took up commerce. I was planning to do chartered accountancy, but fate had something else in store for me.
I met Mehr Jessia in a hotel in Calcutta and she suggested that I take part in the Godrej Cinthol Supermodel contest. I did, I won and the rest is history.
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What were your experiences during this contest?
You know winning this contest was like getti
... keep reading on reddit β‘Theyβre on standbi
I feel very shallow writing this, but I need advice.
Background:
So I'm really close to this guy, R. We dated for 1 year in college in 2017. I broke with him because he cheated and I had trust issues. But we had a great bond and would help each other through exams and study. After graduation, we moved to different cities and I moved on to date someone new too. Now, this other relationship went on for 1 year before we realized we were not compatible. I called up R (i know huge mistake), he helped me through the breakup. R was a completely different person now, he was much kinder and I started to trust him again. Then the pandemic happened and I moved back in with my parents as I was working from home. R and I kept in touch through calls and chats. Last year, I decided to pursue a master's degree and started preparing for exams. R started preparing too. We are both applying to universities abroad. So, while preparing and going through all our college essays and reviewing things 10 times, we easily spent 3-4 hours daily on calls with each other. R is very sweet to me and talks about our life together abroad and how he plans a family with me.
Now I need advice on:
I want to let go of R. He is a nice guy, but my parents are not too fond of him. He is too good to me. I remember all the bad sex we had in college and I don't want to go back to it. How do I tell him I'm not attracted to him? He calls me 3 times a day to ask how my day is going and check up on me and sometimes I call him up too when I am low. But this does not feel like an equal relationship. I don't know why he does not get the hint, but I am starting to get annoyed and might end up blowing up and saying things I don't mean.
It hurts me that I cannot reciprocate his feelings and he continues to talk to me. He puts in so much effort and sends gifts on my birthday. I sent him gifts for his birthday but only because I didn't want him to feel bad. It's just so hard to finally break down and tell him I don't love him back. What scares me is the fact that if we end up going to the same uni in masters too, this relationship(?) will still continue and I will never be able to say no. I feel so cruel to break R's heart. I have learned that I cannot say no to things, especially when someone is doing me a favor. I'm 24 and my relatives have started asking my parents when I would get married. I don't picture R to be my husband at all :(
Behen/Bhai please tell me what to do, this is troubling me a lot.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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