Hey everybody, today I will attempt to piece together all my thoughts and recommendations for Serbia in TNO, both gameplay and lorewise. Note that I'm just a fan and don't have any deeper information, I'll just try to not contradict what official information we have while making up a good part of the story.

Serbia up to 1962

Kingdom of Yugoslavia, founded in 1918 and officially named so in 1929, has in principle been in opposition to the Axis in the interwar period, especially to Italy, with whom it had territorial disputes in Dalmatia. However, with the French, Yugoslavia's traditional ally, falling to German invasion in 1940, pro-German options in Yugoslavia gained more traction. As a result of this and increasing German pressure, Yugoslavia agreed to enter the Tripartite Pact on March 25th, 1941. However, only two days later, army generals led by Dusan Simovic led the coup d'etat which ousted the regency and gave still underage king Petar II full royal powers. The coup was in direct defiance of Hitler's will, which made Fuhrer furious. Invasion of Yugoslavia began on April 6th, 1941, and ended eleven days later with total German victory. The victorious invaders divided Yugoslavia amongst themselves, leaving Serbia as a shell of it's former self under Comissary Government of Milan Acimovic. The legitimate government fled to London, vowing to continue the fight.

This didn't sit right with the Serbian people, who across Yugoslavia divided themselves into two resistance groups against Germans and their lackeys - the nationalist monarchist Chetniks of general Dragoljub Mihajlovic, and multinational communist partisans of Josip Broz Tito. Initial advent of the uprising forced Germans to replace incompetent Acimovic with an old general Milan Nedic, who was despite his hesitation, finally coerced into assisting the occupator with his large popular authority. Nedic's right-hand man was Dimitrije Ljotic, leader of the ultranationalist and antisemite movement ZBOR. While Ljotic lacked Nedic's popularity, he in turn was more fanatic and loyal to Berlin than him.

The uprising soon lost it's momentum, and partisans and Chetniks broke their uneasy alliance to enter an open civil war, both (albeit Chetniks significantly more) willing to enter arrangements with Germans to defeat the other side. But their chances were quickly declining. USSR, the rolemodel and ideological supporter of partisans, was crushed in 1942, and the British, who provided support to Chetn

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I (18F) am disabled. I have cerebral palsy (CP). Pretty much, a small piece of my brain never formed. What body part CP affects and how severe it is is a case by case thing. For me, I limp on my left leg and I cannot use my left hand properly, whenever I move my right hand my left hand mimics what my right hand is doing. This is not a genetic condition. If I were to have a child with cerebral palsy, it would be entirely coincidental. And yes, I know I am engaged young. It’s not the point of this debacle.

My fiancé (19M) has a brother, C (17M). C has many mental illnesses (he is in the process of getting official diagnoses). He is verbally abusive, a bully, abuses animals, has tantrums, and more. He can get physical at times. Nonetheless, I respect him and treat him as I would treat anyone else because he is part of my future family. Him and I have never had any conflicts at all, but we aren’t close either. We simply coexist and have the occasional conversation.

Today, me, my fiancé, and his sister were all talking for a while and the topic got around to C. My fiancé said that he had an argument with C the other day, and that C’s comeback was “At least my kids won’t have cerebral palsy.” My jaw literally dropped and I immediately became enraged. That is literally the most offensive thing I have ever heard about my disability, and I went to public school for god sake. I stood up to go confront C upstairs. My fiancé grabbed my hand and shoulder, guided me back to sitting, and said he had already handled it. I said “I’m sorry, I fucking hate C.” My fiancé’s sister replied with “Dont be sorry, I don’t blame you.”

WIBTB if I confronted C? What he said was extremely offensive to me as a disabled person. However, he is a kid, and he is severely mentally ill, so I don’t know if confronting him would be an butthole move. I have NOT confronted him and I want to make that clear.

UPDATE: today I learned that C is gay. I had a long conversation with my fiancé about it (while in the car, and C wasn’t there) My fiancé believes that part of the reason C acts the way he does is because he couldn’t accept the fact he was gay. However, his household is extremely accepting, in fact the word f****t is not even allowed to be said in the household. In my eyes, I believe C knows that he is accepted by his family, but he does not accept himself. I fully support him and still see him the exact same, as I am bisexual myself and before I knew that I was an ally for LGBTQ+ peo

Season 2: Point Defense Release

Cold Iron Studios and Focus Entertainment are proud to announce that Season 2 of Aliens: Fireteam Elite is now available for all players across Xbox Series X/S, Xbox One, PlayStation®5, PlayStation®4 and Steam™.

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Aliens: Fireteam Elite’s Season 2: Point Defense is out now, with up to 40% off as part of the Focus Publisher Sale on Xbox and up to 43% off on Steam for a limited time. Today, Aliens: Fireteam Elite also joined the Xbox Game Pass for PC and console. Visit the official store for more information.

Season 2: Point Defense is here, and with it we’ve introduced a new, free, survival-based defensive game mode called Point Defense. Explore an all new map while you defend against destructive hordes of xenomorphs. In addition to the launch of Point Defense, there’s a new Lifetime Stats feature, as well as new weapons, cosmetics, and rewards to unlock in-game.

Owners of the Deluxe edition will also receive the second of their four DLC Packs with the new Nostromo Salvage DLC, detailed below.

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Patch 1.0.2.91589

As the patch notes go over Reddit's 40,000 character limit, I will be omitting the grand list of bug fixes and only include the new content listed and notices. Read the rest here: https://www.aliensfireteamelite.com/en/releasenotes/

We have implemented the following changes.

FREE CONTENT UPDATE

• New Game Mode: Point Defense
  • Challenge your Fireteam with a new survival-based defensive game mode where you must protect, repair, and hold three different strategic points through multiple attack waves from the xenomorph threat. Use Fabrication Points earned during each wave to b

The Twerkroom is empty following the elimination of Swiss Piss. There is a mirror message present, but no one around to read it. The bags of drag of six different contestants still fill half the of the four fake brick walls. The Twerkroom is quiet and a pungent odor lingers in the room.

When suddenly…

🎶 Bring Back My Girls plays. 🎶

Envy Adams walks into the Twerkroom in her Night of 1,000 Aries look from TADR (Envy stomps into the Twerkroom looking like the woman with the gas mask in the Welcome to the Black Parade music video, alluding to Aries’ punk/emo era. The look is very well crafted. Halfway into the room, Envy takes the mask off and dust puffs out, revealing an old, ragged face.)

"Aries is a DEAD BITCH!" Screams Envy.

Suddenly, Envy pulls apart her outfit and skin, revealing hyper-realistic blood, guts, and grizzle, as if all of her skin was ripped off.

"But I...am THAT BITCH!" Envy spins, and doing so, the blood effect splatters everywhere, revealing a red and pink catsuit with crystals depicting various organs. Her hair is in a long ponytail that touches the floor. Bloods and guts splatter all across the four fake brick walls.

“I’m first? Ugh. Annoying.” Envy rolls her eyes, before catching a whiff. “What’s that smell?”

When suddenly...

🎶 Bring Back My Girls plays. 🎶

“Now we pause… for the big… reveal…” A contestant says entering the Twerkroom.

Trickap Mysleeve

(Confessional) Trickap Mysleeve: Hi Y'all! I am Trickap Mysleeve and I am the annoying queen of the season! I will be bringing you gags, goops, tricks and most importantly, sleeves!

Trickap seductively makes her way over to Envy, whom is covering her nose.

“You don’t smell that?” Envy asks, shamelessly disgusted.

“Kind of smells like milk.” Trickap says with a sniff.

When suddenly…

🎶 Bring Back My Girls plays. 🎶

VEGA

“Greetings, I’ve come from the future to tell you all… your new winner is here!” Vega says.

(Confessional) Vega: My name is 02QAY7, but my friends usually just call me Vega. I’ve come from the year 42XX… to compete… not because I’m wanted for treason. My drag is very cyberpunk, very metal, literally.

Vega enters the

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

> It doesn’t matter if you’re my resurrected kin… or a wise ruler from the past… or a brave general from an ancient era… or even if you’re a legendary king yourself. The only one suitable to be emperor is none other than Nero Claudius! Loved by the people, allowed to love them, wanted by them, there is only one! The one and only ruler! A shining star like so! Arrogant to carry all the burden like so! Even if all the Gods of Rome descend and tell her to surrender, she’ll never back down! Umu, I won’t back down, I will rule and I will prosper gloriously! I am, without a doubt, Rome itself!

Summoning

The fifth emperor of Imperial Rome, Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus was a magnanimous figure to some, and a hellish despot to others. Nero excelled in diplomacy, and keeping citizens entertained with the employ of "bread and circuses," which took the form of the Nero Fest, an emulation of the Greek Olympics. Nero was much harsher on the world of Christianity, ordering the purging of such a barbaric occult from the prodigious Roman Empire. It was said that due to the silver plateware that was used by the emperor, a mental degradation occurred within Nero, leading to the gradual decline of sanity and eventual suicide of the mighty tyrant.

In Fate/EXTRA, Nero is summoned as the Saber-class Servant to Hakuno Kishinami, one of 128 Masters participating in the Moon Cell's Holy Grail War. Together, they advanced up the Moon Ladder, winning against Masters of varying qualities and backgrounds, before confronting the corrupted NPC Twice H. Pieceman outside the Angelica Cage.

In Fate/EXTRA Last Encore, which takes place following a nonexistent route of Fate/EXTRA, the anime is bad.

In Fate/EXTRA CCC, which takes place following a nonexistent route of Fate/EXTRA (different from Last Encore), I don't know what happens because Nero Route is untranslated as of now.

In Fate/EXTELLA, which takes place following a nonexistent route of Fate/EXTRA (different from Last Encore and EXTRA CCC), after Hakuno Kishinami's victory in the Moon Cell Holy Grail War, they gained access to the Regalia, a ring that allows direct wielding of the full power of the Moon Cell. Once Hakuno split the Regalia into three to escape Archimedes' trap, Nero reunited the pieces with help from her fragment of Hakuno, and successfully drove off the Umbral Star.

In Fate/EXTELLA LINK, which takes place following a n

Pilot on me!!

The Masters, Bidding is absolutely one of the best short stories in 40k. Recently, I've seen people talking about it, and bringing up Emmesh-Aiye and his mutilated child-slaves and how he died furious because he couldn't make them suffer more. And sure, that's a thing and all.

But we forget what is important. What is absolutely key. The reason that Emmesh-Aiye is absolutely the most valid. That is, the fact that his story to tell was entirely about the time he humiliated, defeated, and completely clowned on Typhus.

Context: The idea of the story is that several Chaos Space Marines-Khrove of the Thousand Sons, Hodir of the Night Lords, and Drachmus of the Word Bearers-have gathered to try to get a bunch of soulstones from the dreadnaught Chengrel. To get the soulstones, they must give a tale of a great victory of theirs in addition to whatever their payment is.

*‘My court and I were dancing our celebration of the ruin of the maiden world Ethuaraine when word came to me that Typhus, that bitter little soul, was mustering his plague fleet for some great work. The news pricked my wits, woke me to possibilities. What a conquest! What a victory to lay at the feet of the Ecstatic Prince! What new doors might be opened to my consciousness in reward!*

*‘My sweet daemon-consorts slid their barbs into my senses and cast visions into my eyes and words into my ears. They showed me Typhus’s contention with some mighty Imperial preacher, who had led a great host of his faithful to claim a world whose own faith was already claimed elsewhere. They showed me Typhus raising his tattered banner in the fray, the confrontation that drove the Imperial invaders back, and the tiny clutch of eggs under the preacher’s skin, undetected among the sting-welts from Typhus’s unhallowed Destroyer swarm, incubating in him even as their parent swarm lived in Typhus’s own flesh. Soon the upstart swarm had made a hollow wreck of the upstart missionary’s body but yet had not taken his life, and now Typhus was preparing to follow the failed crusade back home, wither the man’s hive down around him and take him away with them, reborn into an endless life of servitude to despair.*

*‘How repugnant a fate! How bountiful my Thirsting Mistress’s generosity that allowed me to make him mine instead! Truly I am the instrument of magnificence!*

*‘My visions showed me the Terminus Est leading Typhus’s fleet out of its anchorage, and we flew like darts to remain ahead of them. We found his doom

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

Uncommon because most of the Rare options are usually really specific (like Silver's Refrain from the Bard being great vs devils only). I think some of them are really cool, but as most of them are level 20 I honestly don't know how some would impact certain classes. Would you allow some as reward or quest to a player?

Some examples of really interesting feats, with obvious spoilers from various Adventure Paths:

• Efficient Alchemy (Paragon) - Alchemist: this feat is a bit absurd, it's similar the extra 10th level spell from spellcasters - except it's way, way more than one extra spell. I didn't play a level 20 Alchemist, but this would free a lot of reagents to be used with Quick Alchemy withou worries, I think that a Chirurgeon burning reagents with Combine Elixirs + Major Elixir of Life would be really happy, as they'd have so many more items with Advanced Alchemy, but it's good for all Research Fields.
• Whirlwind Toss - Barbarian: I don't know how strong that one is, it just seems fun and a good upgrade to Thrash: it affects all enemies adjacent to the grabbed creature and you throw them 10ft away, making them Prone. Powerful third action and great option for controling an enemy. This one I don't have much to say about, except the image of a Barbarian swinging a dragon before throwing it is hilarious.
• Head of the Night Parade - Bard: this one is insane? Perform and cast 3 Mad Monkeys, having all the effects (Stealing/Disarming, Deafining, Flat check to Manipulate actions) and require a Perform check to sustain all 3 spells. It does seem strong, as you could pile all of the effects into one large creature, spellcasters would have a hard time, creatures that have a weapon could have a hard time but IDK much about Deafining a foe.
• Aura of Unbreakable Virtue - Champion: limited to Tenets of Good, -1 status to checks and DCs of evil creatures near you or -2 if you have a Oath against them, like Dragonslayer Oath. This is the strongest of all the feats until now, no saving throw, resources or actions needed, just a straight penalty (that could be even greater vs some specific enemies). Could be changed in an evil campaign to accomodate Tenets of Evil too.
• Denier of Destruction - Cleric: as a reaction, use a 1-action Heal targe

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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"So, we three were presumed dead?" Lelith sighed.

"Yes, Ambassador. Due to sensor data of the Blatto station showing you being attacked by a pirate not long after departure, then disappearing. After the standard eight days of searching, you were presumed dead," Selessa lowered her head.

"It would seem best that we alert the homeworld immediately," Ozakos shrugged.

"A message is already being sent to Brirali now. Do you happen to know which pirate attacked you, by chance?" Asked Selessa.

"It was that rotten-finned Squambles," Zedoris said, venom in her voice. "However, I'm not too sure he'll be an issue, for a short time at the very least. It seems he took a bite from a raft too large this time." A chuckle was heard in her voice.

"How do you mean?" The Serpens inquired.

"This one," Zedoris pointed a thumb at Frank, "managed to stand toe-to-fin with that bottom-feeder."

"Did, 'he'? Is that correct?" She looked down to her pad for a moment. "I apologize if that's the wrong term."

"'He' is fine. And it would seem I did. At the very least, he stopped attacking and ran," Frank spoke somewhat tiredly.

"Are you sure it was him?" Selessa tapped a few keys on her pad

"That's what he identified himself as. I have the transmission recording on my log, if you'll permit me a moment to retrieve it," Frank began to reach for his arm computer.

"Proceed." She nodded.

After a few commands, the speaker on the computer began playing the audio of the transmission with Squambles. During the playback, Selessa was tapping away at her datapad. The audio playback ended when Frank's transmission was interrupted.

"At this point in time, he began firing directed energy weapons, leading me to respond in kind with my own. After a short battle, he ran," Frank explained.

"I see. Voice pattern matches Squambles. I must say, I'm impressed you survived," Selessa appeared to be impressed.

Frank just shrugged slightly. The rest of the conversation mostly focused on the other three. Frank was drifting slightly before he said fuck it, and tossed on his helmet for a bit, breathing air a bit more to his liking. Other than a brief pause from the Serpens, the conversation continued. The audio was coming i