A list of puns related to "Adult Mom"
DAD: Not really hon. After 70 you can pretend to be senile, and be a kid again.
“My mom is number one”.
When I was little, whether I was getting hit in the face with a ball or getting a scratch on my cheek: Me: "Dad, my face hurts" Dad: "Yeah, it's killing me."
every. single. time.
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
A few years ago, my dad decided to take my younger sister, my girlfriend and me to the Philadelphia Zoo. We were just walking in among a crowd of people and my dad noticed there were some construction workers on a roof of one of the buildings in the zoo. Almost immediately, he pointed up to them and said, very loudly, "Hey look! There's a flock of Homo sapiens!" All of the kids and some of the adults in the surrounding area quickly looked up. I even heard one kid ask his mom what a Homo sapien was. My pops was pretty proud of himself for that one.
Me: I bought the baby spinach
Mom: Make sure you eat it today before it grows and becomes adult spinach!
Me to adult son: "Mom went to the doctor today, know what she (the doctor) said?"
Son: (with some concern like all good sons) "What?"
Me: "No more monkeys jumping on the bed"
Laughter from me only, as is usual......
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Father: "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." Son then went to his mom, asked her the same thing and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." He ran back to his dad and said, "You lied to me!"
Father: "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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