I just heard my little sister ask my dad if he knows her friend Addi...

He said he didn't but asked if she had a sister named Subtracty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SunshineShines
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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How do old French men know so much about cheese?

They learn fromage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flanagoon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What did the mathematician name his daughter?

He named her Addy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwkwardAims
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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Burning Man

My dad (a firefighter) was just arriving at Burning Man when Paul Addis had set fire to the man early. I was asleep, and woke up to my dad telling me that he was flattered that we gave him such a warm welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarrisGoldstein
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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