A list of puns related to "Achilles"
Heβs pretty smart, except when I say heel he plays dead.
The man, The myth. The leg end.
Elbow
He only knows how to heel
Paul Bunyan
It was his Achilles heel.
That's always been his Achilles Elbow
It is my Achilles heel.
It was my Achillesβ elbow.
It's my Achilles Knee.
My father is having ankle problems lately and he was trying to describe to me where it hurts and how it felt.
Dad: It feels really sore around my ankle and comes down to my Achilles. It only hurts off and on though.
Me: Well have you tried an ice pack? Maybe you need to wrap it.
Dad: Yo Yo Yo! My ankle is killing me. Word out, son!
My fiancΓ© and I were sitting on the couch after dinner and she picked up her empty glass and said, "I'm thirsty."
My eyes lit up like a child on Christmas morning. I turned with entirely too much vigor and extended my hand to her in greeting. And before I could say anything she said, "haha nice to meet you. You're so funny."
Does it still count as a dad joke if you don't even get to say it?
The man, the myth, the leg end.
That has always been my Achillesβ elbow.
It's always been my Achilles elbow
...is my Achilleβs knee.
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