I named my dog Achilles.

He’s pretty smart, except when I say heel he plays dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atruthtellingliar
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What was Achilles’ weakness?

The man, The myth. The leg end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles

Elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCCOmputer_Mikey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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After getting my calf tattoo'd I thought I'd also get my achilles done
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomsvbored
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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It has always been his Achilles’ elbow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I got a new dog and named him Achilles

He only knows how to heel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Einstine1984
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I recently tore my Achilles. The doctor doesn't know if it'll heel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeechipmunk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
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My poor knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2015
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It really is a weakness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Scientifically speaking, of course.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMcPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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An interesting title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grindingslimes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What a carefree puppy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Algerian
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Who would’ve made a great podiatrist?

Paul Bunyan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReineDeTaBite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Homer had a hard time writing factually.

It was his Achilles heel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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My son got good grades in all his classes except Greek Mythology

That's always been his Achilles Elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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I know Almost nothing about Greek Mythology.

It is my Achilles heel.

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The only course I flunked horribly in college was on Greek mythology.

It was my Achilles’ elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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I know a lot about ancient history, except for Greek Mythology.

It's my Achilles Knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_redditr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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Dad didn't hesitate to bust out this one

My father is having ankle problems lately and he was trying to describe to me where it hurts and how it felt.

Dad: It feels really sore around my ankle and comes down to my Achilles. It only hurts off and on though.

Me: Well have you tried an ice pack? Maybe you need to wrap it.

Dad: Yo Yo Yo! My ankle is killing me. Word out, son!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TentacleMage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2014
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Do I dad joke too much?

My fiancΓ© and I were sitting on the couch after dinner and she picked up her empty glass and said, "I'm thirsty."

My eyes lit up like a child on Christmas morning. I turned with entirely too much vigor and extended my hand to her in greeting. And before I could say anything she said, "haha nice to meet you. You're so funny."

Does it still count as a dad joke if you don't even get to say it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiningmidnight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
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What was Achilles’ weakness?

The man, the myth, the leg end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.

That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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My knowledge isn't too good when it comes to Greek mythology

It's always been my Achilles elbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_mazda_driver
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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My lack of knowledge of Greek Mythology...

...is my Achille’s knee.

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