Achieved status Puns

A list of puns related to "Achieved status"

I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: “sir, would you like to go out with the cart?”. To which I replied “oh, no thanks I’m actually married”. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
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👤︎ u/DaFunkJunkie
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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My first child was just a few hours old when i made my very first official dad joke a few days ago.

My wife was figuring out how to breastfeed for the first time and she asked herself out loud, "How do I know if she is rooting for the nipple?" I told her that it would sound something like this, "Go nipple go nipple go! Go nipple go nipple go!" She rolled her eyes and my dad status was officially achieved. I'm looking forward to a long, successful career.

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👤︎ u/thebestisyetocome
📅︎ May 17 2014
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