Access point Puns

A list of puns related to "Access point"

Coworker wanted to put an access point in his garage so he could get Wi-Fi at his firepit...

I guess he wanted to turn his firepit into a hotspot.

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👤︎ u/Shutter_87
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word'

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👤︎ u/KimJongEwww
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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To the person who stole my copy of mircosoft office

I will find you, you have my word

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👤︎ u/Syter6
📅︎ May 19 2019
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...

You have my Word

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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My wife told me she'd leave me if I don't stop making Microsoft puns, and I need some advice

I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself. Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works. It's not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel. She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you. I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive. I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her. Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer...

PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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My husband suggested we get a repeater to improve our router signal...

Me: A what?

Him: A repeater.

Me: dramatic eyebrow wiggling with shit eating grin

Him: Oh my god.

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👤︎ u/misscharl0tte
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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My stepdaughter needed the WiFi password for her friend. I didn't hear back after I replied.

http://www.imgur.com/yr1AUu2.png

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👤︎ u/towehaal
📅︎ Jan 01 2015
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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👤︎ u/KimJongEwww
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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- Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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👤︎ u/KimJongEwww
📅︎ Nov 05 2017
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To the person who stole my MS Office, I will find you.

You have my word.

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
📅︎ Jul 06 2018
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