I was sitting at a red light with my family, when all of a sudden I said "Look, son! A super hero!"

It was the Green Arrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Demi Lovato is my favorite female, I consider her a hero.

A heroin, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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You know what a fight between Cloud Strife and Hero is Smash is called...

A square off!

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If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero.

But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What's the opposite of a hero?

A there-o

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I felt like a hero when I donated that kindey to save a kid's life

Figured the collection was getting a bit too big so why not

credit to the r/TwoSentenceHorror subreddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImRoderick1303
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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A true hero.
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What do you call a female hero on drugs?

Heroin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnBillyBob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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He’s a hero for our country
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What would a chemist say to a corrupted hero?

You argon far from serving a noble cause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1aim1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Why isn’t there a super hero that instead of being bitten by a spider and getting a spider sense, gets bitten by lice and get a lice sense to kill?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlopes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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This guy is a hero
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hados1109
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Donating a kidney makes you somebody's hero.

Donating 5 makes you a suspect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I work in retail and today a mom asked about β€œMy Hero Macadamia”

It was nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philonic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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In college i thought General Calculus was a Roman war hero
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameViolation666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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"We don't need a fishy super hero!" The land locked victims exclaimed.

"I sea," said Aquaman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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If Pablo Escobar was a super hero, what would his catch phrase be?

With great powder comes great responsibility.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeauxCorndogs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I heard Netflix is making a live action 'My Hero Acedemia' with Matthew Mcconaughey...

Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Skyrim kneads a hero
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragkire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Peter Parker didn’t always want to be a super hero

He originally had dreams of being a web designer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimHP
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Did you hear that Nintendo is going to make a Queen-inspired Guitar Hero?

Its going to be called Wii Will Rock You.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewmangroup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What did the super hero with a lisp say after working out?

I'm Thor

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I don't understand why Major Victory isn't a more popular hero.

Seems to me with a name like that he'd be a big win.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrrhios
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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What would call a super hero whose super ability is helping people move?

Pack man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sugarpixii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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Bob The Builder is a hero!

They gave him the allen key to the city!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HardlightCereal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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I need a good pun name for JFK as a super hero.

Some kind of superhero name for John F. Kennedy if he was a superhero. Bonus points for making it relevant to something he did as president. Even more bonus points for a supervillain name for Lee Harvey Oswald.

I hope this is the right place to make a request for a pun idea. If it isn't, I would appreciate point in the right direction.

Good luck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumpr247
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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