Demi Lovato is my favorite female, I consider her a hero.
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I was sitting at a red light with my family, and I said "Look, son! A super hero!"
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︎ Feb 05 2021
You know what a fight between Cloud Strife and Hero is Smash is called...
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︎ Jan 25 2021
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and youโre a total hero.
But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What's the opposite of a hero?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I felt like a hero when I donated that kindey to save a kid's life
Figured the collection was getting a bit too big so why not
credit to the r/TwoSentenceHorror subreddit
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Fallen hero
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︎ Dec 19 2019
What do you call a female hero on drugs?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Thereโs only one super hero who can get into this frozen dinner
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︎ Sep 01 2020
A true hero.
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︎ May 25 2020
Heโs a hero for our country
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Why did the capeless hero get fired from his job?
He wasn't capable to do it.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
We were watching the movie Gladiator and then saw picctures of the hero now...
Now he is a "glad he ate"er..
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Did you hear about the middle eastern super hero?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Who's the fastest super hero?
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︎ May 02 2020
Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He sometimes wishes heโd never been Bourne.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
What would a chemist say to a corrupted hero?
You argon far from serving a noble cause
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︎ Feb 12 2020
What do you call an ex-Vice President that plays Guitar Hero?
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Why isnโt there a super hero that instead of being bitten by a spider and getting a spider sense, gets bitten by lice and get a lice sense to kill?
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︎ Oct 19 2019
This kid at the school assembly is my hero
Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief".
The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.
When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"
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︎ Jun 05 2017
I work in retail and today a mom asked about โMy Hero Macadamiaโ
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︎ Feb 02 2020
What is that super hero who shrinks down to subatomic levels?
Is it... Quark Kent...?
Da dum tisssss
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︎ Apr 24 2019
This guy is a hero
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Donating a kidney makes you somebody's hero.
Donating 5 makes you a suspect
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︎ May 09 2019
"We don't need a fishy super hero!" The land locked victims exclaimed.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
The hero we need [OC]
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︎ May 20 2019
In college i thought General Calculus was a Roman war hero
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︎ Apr 22 2019
I heard Netflix is making a live action 'My Hero Acedemia' with Matthew Mcconaughey...
Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Who did the hero fish have to defeat?
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Legend tells of an incredible hero...
Legend tells of an incredible hero: Carto-Man. Half of his body is a regular human, but the other half is made up of a key from a map.
The man, the myth, the legend
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︎ Mar 23 2019
What comic book hero loves dad jokes?
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Our hero
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︎ Jan 21 2019
Super Hero Waiter
What did the Super Hero Waiter serve to the Vegan Villain?
Just-ice
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︎ Dec 08 2018
Skyrim kneads a hero
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︎ Jan 17 2019
Peter Parker didnโt always want to be a super hero
He originally had dreams of being a web designer
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︎ Oct 15 2018
Zero to hero
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︎ Sep 03 2018
Did you hear that Nintendo is going to make a Queen-inspired Guitar Hero?
Its going to be called Wii Will Rock You.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
Why was the hero arrested by the police?
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︎ Aug 17 2018
What medal did the weasel war hero receive?
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︎ May 28 2018
What did the super hero with a lisp say after working out?
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︎ Aug 10 2018
Did you hear about the hero named Cliff?
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︎ May 30 2017
Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He wishes he was never Bourne.
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