A list of puns related to "A Day"
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
Breakfast and breakfurious
Tell a Redditor a joke, he will repost it for a lifetime
They all came out looking different but they taste the same.
I’m in tiers
At least I’m baked.
He said "dew outta trees ain't bad!"
im 25 💀
“That’s a hickory daiquiri, doc!”
There was a fork in the road
Tomorrow
Keep everyone away.
Just then a blind man appeared on a nearby path. The man asked the farmer what he was doing, and the farmer told him about his problem. The farmer told the man how he had tried everything, from singing to the trees, to shaking them, to blowing on them. The blind man thought for a minute and then instructed the farmer to try listening to the trees, because their song was not being heard. The farmer was skeptical, but figured he may as well try. He put his ear up to one of the small apples, and could barely hear the faintest song playing. He turned to ask the blind man how to hear it better but the man had disappeared.
Later that day the man told his wife, Andrea, all about what had happened. The wife was skeptical as well, but she told her husband to talk to their friend Jim the beet farmer, because he always had a healthy crop. The farmer obliged his wife and went and told Jim about his experience. Jim smiled, and he motioned for the farmer to come with him. The two walked to the middle of a field full of red beets. In the very center they found two golden beets. Jim told his friend to take the golden beets, and bury them into the soil near his orchard.
Night was approaching, but the farmer agreed to do what he was told. He thanked his friend and took the two beets to the center of his orchard, while his wife Andrea looked on. As he pushed them into the ground he started to hear the song of the trees. The song was a little louder, but still very quiet.
The farmer dug up the beets and began moving them to other spots. He soon noticed that as he buried them closer to his wife, the louder the song became and the apples actually started growing. The farmer, excited by his discover, ran over to his wife and stuck the beets into the soil at her feet. The apple orchard sung loudly and came to life with new growth. The farmer had the best crop he had ever had that year.
Moral of the story: If you want to listen to apple music, try plugging in your beets by ‘Dre.
I thought to myself, he'll go Fah.
It was the wurst.
Not even remotely
snow little feet.
But in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
Eye dew.
When I got there he said to make myself at home. So I kicked him out because I don't like having company over.
It was a Bitcoin.
It’s the stock all M syndrome.
I said, it was just what the Doctor ordered.
My thoughts are with their family.
But I'll be darned if those Romaines didn't give it their best.
it was a shitzu!
He was much larger than I expected!
Today's date is Choo-Choo Twenty-Choo
"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.
I guess you could say i was in a lot of, pane
I've got her some plain, wholemeal and self-raising.
He's not a ruler.
Where to vegan…
It was a booby trap
He was inSeine
His parents got really upset with me.
I thought, “that’s a nice jester”.
"Teach a man to duck and he'll never walk into a bar!"
"Son? You're not my dad!" I replied.
"No, but I brought you up, didn't I."
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life!
Guess it was just a one night stand
He scared the crêpe out of me!
Keeps everyone away
Breakfast & Breakfurious
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